I never told you this, but the reason you didn't get the job is...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Good grief PPs, she didn't say she was changing diapers on the kitchen counter. They had a changing station set up in the vicinity of the kitchen, you know how soon houses have a bathroom in the vicinity of the kitchen? Same thing.

THank you ! The responses are hilarious. We have an open floor plan - our kitchen bleeds into a very large table space area, which bleeds into a family room. When the babies (twins) were newborn/infants we lived in the family room/kitchen space. We kept a well stocked changing station on a side table we set up in the open area.

We were hardly flinging feces around the cookspace.

You people are ridiculous.

The nanny we hired walked in and talked about how glad she was that she wouldn't have to go upstairs every time she needed to change a baby.

I'm seriously laughing at the lunacy of the responses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Good grief PPs, she didn't say she was changing diapers on the kitchen counter. They had a changing station set up in the vicinity of the kitchen, you know how soon houses have a bathroom in the vicinity of the kitchen? Same thing.

THank you ! The responses are hilarious. We have an open floor plan - our kitchen bleeds into a very large table space area, which bleeds into a family room. When the babies (twins) were newborn/infants we lived in the family room/kitchen space. We kept a well stocked changing station on a side table we set up in the open area.

We were hardly flinging feces around the cookspace.

You people are ridiculous.

The nanny we hired walked in and talked about how glad she was that she wouldn't have to go upstairs every time she needed to change a baby.

I'm seriously laughing at the lunacy of the responses.

Not wanting to eat in the same room that you wipe asses in is hardly lunacy.

[Anonymous]

Because you told me that you know more about raising kids than I do. Sure you've had 3 and nannied another 3 but I'm a the world's foremost expert on Dc1 and Dc2.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Because you told me that you know more about raising kids than I do. Sure you've had 3 and nannied another 3 but I'm a the world's foremost expert on Dc1 and Dc2.

She does know more about raising kids than you do. That's should be why you hired her.
It's incredibly rude of her to tell you this, however.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Good grief PPs, she didn't say she was changing diapers on the kitchen counter. They had a changing station set up in the vicinity of the kitchen, you know how soon houses have a bathroom in the vicinity of the kitchen? Same thing.

THank you ! The responses are hilarious. We have an open floor plan - our kitchen bleeds into a very large table space area, which bleeds into a family room. When the babies (twins) were newborn/infants we lived in the family room/kitchen space. We kept a well stocked changing station on a side table we set up in the open area.

We were hardly flinging feces around the cookspace.

You people are ridiculous.

The nanny we hired walked in and talked about how glad she was that she wouldn't have to go upstairs every time she needed to change a baby.

I'm seriously laughing at the lunacy of the responses.

1st world problem. People all over the world do this.

Not wanting to eat in the same room that you wipe asses in is hardly lunacy.

[Anonymous]

You reeked of perfume, had long fingernails, and couldn't shut up.

[Anonymous]

1. Immediately upon taking off your coat, while I was hanging it up, I saw you in the hall closet mirror, picking your wedgie.
2. When I told you this is a no-shoes household you said, "Ugh, I hate those." You immediately realized what you'd said and checked to see if I was upset. I laughed it off in the moment, but no.
3. You wanted to high-five me for having a hot husband.
4. You lacked initiative. When I asked what you'd do to fill a full day, all you could say was "Whatever you want me to."
5. When I asked you to wash your hands before I gave you the baby, you wiped them on your jeans as you replied "Oh, my hands are clean."
6. You asked about benefits. Right away. In detail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You reeked of perfume, had long fingernails, and couldn't shut up.

Did we interview the same person??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1. Immediately upon taking off your coat, while I was hanging it up, I saw you in the hall closet mirror, picking your wedgie.
2. When I told you this is a no-shoes household you said, "Ugh, I hate those." You immediately realized what you'd said and checked to see if I was upset. I laughed it off in the moment, but no.
3. You wanted to high-five me for having a hot husband.
4. You lacked initiative. When I asked what you'd do to fill a full day, all you could say was "Whatever you want me to."
5. When I asked you to wash your hands before I gave you the baby, you wiped them on your jeans as you replied "Oh, my hands are clean."
6. You asked about benefits. Right away. In detail.

Hahaha love this

[Anonymous]

I'd love to know on which corner some of you found your "nanny" candidates. What made you think they were actually nannies?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Because you told me that you know more about raising kids than I do. Sure you've had 3 and nannied another 3 but I'm a the world's foremost expert on Dc1 and Dc2.

Then why don't you do your duty and stay home with your little darling

[Anonymous]

Changing diapers where foodis prepared is unhygenic
How many restaurants have changing tables in their kitchen. You are just too damn lazy to set up changing area o n discreet place.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Changing diapers where foodis prepared is unhygenic
How many restaurants have changing tables in their kitchen. You are just too damn lazy to set up changing area o n discreet place.

I'm truly sorry you're so miserably unhappy.

[Anonymous]

You invited me to a church event during your interview.

[Anonymous]

You were mentally unstable. Like, attempted to overdose as "payback" for your boyfriend refusing to quit drinking. (Great candidate other than being, you know, crazy.)