I am a very important WOHM with extensive hiring powers and I would never in a bazillion years ever hire a fat, lazy, disorganized former SAHM, no matter how qualified her résumé is. Oh, hell no, not in my drive thru.

I'm back.

Anonymous wrote:So sad this thread is dormant. Where have all the DCUM wits gone?

Wit on behalf of the DCUMers - much like sex for us too. So much, so early. Then poof.

I am a drop dead gorgeous white woman who got my job because of my stunning looks and great rack. I already have $100million saved for retirement since people just basically give me money for no reason. I am wondering where I should live in the DC area where I can find people similar to me.

This.

I don't get it. Did I drink too much this Halloween? Did I spell that right?

lol 6 rocks!

According to current threads, the DCUM wits have gone to:
1. Fear Rally
2. their basements to toke up
3. Wegman's
4. their extra part time job so they don't have to beg for donated maternity leave from their fellow government workers
5. NARAL phone bank to oppose Missy Smith's election
6. efforts to set up a new menstruation museum devoted to flushable tampons

So sad this thread is dormant. Where have all the DCUM wits gone?

They decided to be creative and start a new thread, exactly the same as the old thread, but with longer-winded posters.

This thread has been untouched for months. We're in the dog days of summer 2010. We need a break from all those Landon posts. Where are all you witty DCUMers?

Jeff-pay no attention to the haters-after diagnosing computer problems, managing the politcal forum with a Ross Perot savior faire in regards to research and numbers, babysitting the crazy nannies and venting about your personal immigration issues, the fact that you've still got your sense of humor intact even it is within the arcane (calling the Amish bad dressers), is a tribute to you. Still, I'd hate to meet you in a dark alley armed with an IPad, a slide rule and some Rosebud Pomade. I'd come out the loser with a smile on my face.

jsteele wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nice try Steele, but I think that you are out of your depth in this thread.

Do you know which thread I was satirizing? Because I think my post was fucking hilarious.

I think so, too.

Anonymous wrote:Post a link and I will reconsider and get back to you.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/89490.page

jsteele wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nice try Steele, but I think that you are out of your depth in this thread.

Do you know which thread I was satirizing? Because I think my post was fucking hilarious.

Post a link and I will reconsider and get back to you.