Told My MIL Off at the Thanksgiving Table poster hasn’t told that anecdote for like two years now. Are you there, my bold and brazen friend?

There is one poster who clearly has some sort of automatic alert set up so she can respond, within seconds, should anyone improperly refer to “high tea” when they ought to write “afternoon tea.”

Anonymous wrote:My favorite human ever to post here is the one who brought her own pear, tiny glass, and Frangelico to Thanksgiving dinner. She nibbled on the pear and sipped her Frangelico while everyone else pigged out despicably.

Now, now, she did bring a small bit of smoked gouda to have with it!

11th post
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/767115.page

The ‘soul mate’ poster on the relationship forum.

Anonymous wrote:Whenever there’s a snow day or delayed opening in FCPS, you can always count on the “I don’t understand why the county can’t be open for one part and closed for another part.”

And then the predictable "school is not childcare" posters and daycare is not school posters.

Anonymous wrote:Mrs “Put on your big girl panties.”
I think she just likes using the word “panties.”

I haven't seen that poster recently but I have always appreciated her perspective. When I see her post I go back to read more carefully. Then I usually see that she's responding to some poster whining about being on fire and not wanting to get the heck out of the fire pit. I also like that the 'big girl panties' bit tends to be a hot button for the whiner's supporters so things really start to light up.

Whenever there’s a snow day or delayed opening in FCPS, you can always count on the “I don’t understand why the county can’t be open for one part and closed for another part.”

Anonymous wrote:The anti-water-at-meals poster (who must "wash food down" with "something delicious" that is not alcohol).

That wasn’t Burger King lady too? She loves to use the word delicious.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My favorite human ever to post here is the one who brought her own pear, tiny glass, and Frangelico to Thanksgiving dinner. She nibbled on the pear and sipped her Frangelico while everyone else pigged out despicably.

Link?! I’d love to read this one.

I can’t remember! It was in one of the holiday threads. I think we were discussing best and worst dishes that year and she swanned in and disdainfully crapped all over us.

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Anonymous wrote:The "did you get fat" poster (no punctuation) in response to any conflict between partners

Honorable mention to "you may be soulmates".

I believe that poster is /s, and is very helpful to everyone who is suddenly contemplating an affair with their neighbor/soulmate.

The poster who told her MIL pre-birth that “I have a list of people who get to see my vagina, and you are not on that list” is legendary to me.

Anonymous wrote:What about the Dr. Fung "Obesity Code" poster in every thread about IF and keto in the Diet/Exercise forum? Dr. Fung has the answers to everything apparently.

God, yes! Pretty sure s/he is the same who is only eating one meal a day, while claiming it's so flexible and not at all weird.

What about the Dr. Fung "Obesity Code" poster in every thread about IF and keto in the Diet/Exercise forum? Dr. Fung has the answers to everything apparently.

Anonymous wrote:My favorite human ever to post here is the one who brought her own pear, tiny glass, and Frangelico to Thanksgiving dinner. She nibbled on the pear and sipped her Frangelico while everyone else pigged out despicably.

Link?! I’d love to read this one.

Anonymous wrote:The person who believes the correct response to something rude is to give the person a slow pointed look. Then, walk away. Whenever she posts this solution, someone else jumps in to tell her that that doesn't accomplish what she thinks it does.

[Slow, pointed look.]

I picture this poster as Shannon Beador from RHOC, wearing glasses.