Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 19:17     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Anonymous wrote:Names/commodity guy. Not sure why I think that's a guy.


Don't know if this has been posted, but it is a guy, it seems. He has said before that he wasn't a mom, that he was a dad. Can't stand that guy!!!
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 19:15     Subject: Re:s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Side convo going on in this thread with Chipotle Lady

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/255640.page
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 18:34     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Anonymous wrote:I like the nice, well spoken Mom of 9. She is a breath of fresh air.


Are you C9BL? I think she sounds sanctimonious and a bit detached from reality.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 18:00     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
I loved the adorable girl who posted asking to set up playdates for her Indian parents. I squee'd out loud.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 17:41     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
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Anonymous wrote:The insanely constipated pregnant lady


Totally agree. That was just an awesome thread.


Link, please!!


Was this the lady who took such giant poops that she had to cut them up with a plastic knife and fork before flushing?! I LOVED that lady.


You have GOT to be KIDDING me!!!!!


http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/147514.page


Omg. I am dying laughing here.

That thread is fucking disugsting! I had to stop reading after first few posts. ICK!


I tend to think it's fake. As in, PPs were making fun of the OP. Otherwise.. what the hell do these people eat so that they produce elephant-sized crap?


The stars have aligned and the poop-cutting lady showed up on a new thread today! Fortunately, it seems like her problem resolved after pregnancy but she was offering support and solidarity to other expectant moms with elephant-sized-poop problems. For your poop-reading pleasure:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/147514.page


This is the one that had me laughing until I cried:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/223667.page
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 17:38     Subject: Re:s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Anonymous wrote:Hate the "First world problems" poster. It adds nothing to any thread. Useless comment. Useless poster.


We talking luv here, not hate!!

My all-time favorite was the bouquet bride, but I don't think she is still around.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 17:33     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
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Anonymous wrote:The crazy-eyed poster whose husband almost hit 5 bicyclists in one afternoon and then complained that "none of them was wearing a helmet"


I LOVE her!


Heh. That was me. I tend to not look crazy eyed, but thanks for the honorable mention.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 17:25     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
I like the "your kid is a brat" posters no matter the situation. Your newborn cried?! Brat!!
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 17:13     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:The insanely constipated pregnant lady


Totally agree. That was just an awesome thread.


Link, please!!


Was this the lady who took such giant poops that she had to cut them up with a plastic knife and fork before flushing?! I LOVED that lady.


You have GOT to be KIDDING me!!!!!


http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/147514.page


Omg. I am dying laughing here.

That thread is fucking disugsting! I had to stop reading after first few posts. ICK!


I tend to think it's fake. As in, PPs were making fun of the OP. Otherwise.. what the hell do these people eat so that they produce elephant-sized crap?


The stars have aligned and the poop-cutting lady showed up on a new thread today! Fortunately, it seems like her problem resolved after pregnancy but she was offering support and solidarity to other expectant moms with elephant-sized-poop problems. For your poop-reading pleasure:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/147514.page
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 17:10     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Like: Thoughtful Atheist(s)
Hate: Ranting Atheist. If you just want to insult people, go back to kindergarten and scream at your classmates.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 16:50     Subject: Re:s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Hate the "First world problems" poster. It adds nothing to any thread. Useless comment. Useless poster.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 16:36     Subject: Re:s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Who is Indian Lady?
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 16:27     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
I also love any posts about In Law drama.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 16:25     Subject: s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Anonymous wrote:Names/commodity guy. Not sure why I think that's a guy.


Yes, the Commodities Dad is one of my favorites too. He hasn't been posting much in the names threads lately, unfortunately...
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2012 15:25     Subject: Re:s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
Chipotle lady?

Wasted friend smeared poop all over her toilet seat.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/221100.page