I think this guy sounds like open marriage guy. A loser with an elaborate fantasy life that likely has neither a wife nor a sex life.

I vote for "Monitors Poop Guy"

Dayum, if this guy truly is living his life like this he has ZERO spine (except with the guy from the cell phone store).

I say his name should be Squidward.

Anonymous wrote:Unethical.

Lying and manipulating people into sordid games sure is, I agree.

Anonymous wrote:We should have figured it out from the style of the posts...
From patriarchy to manipulation...
Now we just need to figure out what to do with this new knowledge...

I've got it -- DCUM Bingo. Some kind of game where recognizing the poster gets DCUM points.

For this poster, it's always a woman who has unearned confidence or belief in herself. She actually should be ashamed of her behavior, or of the fact that she used to be fat, or that she's so controlling, or whatever. And there's the guy who is "feeling humiliated" or unsure of how to handle the situation, but he really shouldn't. He's not the one who should be ashamed! God bless him. It's those harpy feminazis ruining his life. What's a nice guy to do? They have no shame!

We should have figured it out from the style of the posts...
From patriarchy to manipulation...
Now we just need to figure out what to do with this new knowledge...

Unethical.

There should be a forum called "Jeff is so funny!" I'd check it first everyday!

Wow, this poor guy needs a lawyer

Anonymous wrote:Is it the same OP as this too?

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/790641.page

I don’t get this guy. Does he have 3 teenagers that he resents or is his wife dating other people and lying about her location while they do fertility treatments to have a baby? So strange.

It would not be surprising if that is the same poster, but I can't find any link.

Is it the same OP as this too?

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/790641.page

I don’t get this guy. Does he have 3 teenagers that he resents or is his wife dating other people and lying about her location while they do fertility treatments to have a baby? So strange.

All-Timer. Hapless Husband is an All-Timer.

I hope he is blocked.

Anonymous wrote:I think this troll needs to be named Hapless Husband.

OP of this thread

I vote for Spank Bank poster. He's too secretively vicious to be "hapless". The stories are all versions of some bitter, bratty, ridiculously stuck-up (ridiculous because of her blatant unattractive qualities, which he details with some relish) woman and a poor guy trying to do right but bewildered by this harpy.

Humiliation plays a big role every time. It's part cuckold fantasy, part humiliation kink, and a large part misogyny. There's a sexual or genital/defecation element.

I think he literally gets off to pulling people unknowingly into his little stories. I think his title should reflect that he has pretty consistently gross behavior and is a user.

I think this troll needs to be named Hapless Husband.

That post should have come with a warning label--I almost choked on my lunch from laughing so hard...