Anonymous
Post 04/12/2013 18:00     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Oh my God op! I am looking for a cool moms group too! Based on your criteria, I live in Mclean, I am 27 and love froyo!! I am dying to meet other cool moms. I live in a really big house in a super rich neigborhood, but all the other moms are just not cool. They wear Danskos! I mean really? Who wears thse ugly things? Anyway, I need to get out of the house now that my 28 year old step son is living with us. He is such a tool. I mean get a job already...right? Anyway, and his 4th ex wife keeps calling, and she is soooooo annoying! Anyway, I would love to meet up. Btw, do you do yoga? Anyway, let me know when you want to meet up....Oh Real Houswives is on...gotta go!
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2013 16:49     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

LMAO. Every so often someone starts a thread like this. Don't you recognize it?
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2013 15:38     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Anonymous wrote:The last time I drank Zima, I threw up all over the Zei Club.


Then you couldn't possibly be a cool mom. Application denied.
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2013 15:29     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

The last time I drank Zima, I threw up all over the Zei Club.
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2013 13:56     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Anonymous wrote:Troll post. Educated women don't have babies in their 20s.


I have a JD and had a baby at 29. So some of us do.
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2013 13:35     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Love the Zima Mom. Can I be the Mike's Hard Lemonade Mom?
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2013 12:59     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Anonymous
Post 04/12/2013 12:31     Subject: Re:where to meet cool moms?

As a WOHD, I'd like to meet these women.
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2013 15:29     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Where's OP?


She found the cool moms she was seeking and they are busy feeding their 8-13 mo babies froyo.


SAHMs or moms who work part time only need apply!
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2013 15:15     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Does anyone know where I could meet some cool, hipster moms? You know: sweater sets, pearls, pleated slacks, conservative values? Maybe get a little crazy every now and then, and jam out to Lady Antebellum with some wine coolers?


I am so not cool, but do wine coolers still exist?


The real cool Moms are rocking it old school with the Zima.



Truth.
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2013 15:03     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Where's OP?


She found the cool moms she was seeking and they are busy feeding their 8-13 mo babies froyo.


Hallelujah!
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2013 13:38     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Anonymous wrote:OMG - cracking up! I'd like to meet all the Zima, wine cooler, B'fast Club posters!!!

Favorite thread on DCUM in ages...


Me too...and I really needed a laugh today!
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2013 13:36     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Anonymous wrote:Where's OP?


She found the cool moms she was seeking and they are busy feeding their 8-13 mo babies froyo.
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2013 12:20     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Where's OP?
Anonymous
Post 03/26/2013 12:18     Subject: where to meet cool moms?

Can we just get back to the important things...like the Zima?