Anonymous
02/11/2016 16:52
Subject: Parents just don't understand
There's an amazing thread about "Crazy Shit my mom says".
It is worth every wasted minute of your time.
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/286398.page
It is worth every wasted minute of your time.
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/286398.page
Anonymous
02/11/2016 16:50
Subject: Parents just don't understand
She's 80 now so it seems strange but not if you remember in her younger days she was likely town whore.
Anonymous
02/10/2016 20:45
Subject: Parents just don't understand
Anonymous wrote:My 80-something year old mother calls her vagina a "pussy." She even calls it a pussy in front of her doctor.
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Anonymous
02/10/2016 20:38
Subject: Parents just don't understand
My mom is a well-meaning racist:
"He's so eloquent."
"She's as beautiful as a Nubian princess."
"He's so eloquent."
"She's as beautiful as a Nubian princess."
Anonymous
02/10/2016 19:43
Subject: Parents just don't understand
Anonymous wrote:OMG my mom calls a mouth a "puss"
A few years ago she said something about my son having a "messy pussy" (he was a toddler and we had just finished eating) and my teenage cousin looked absolutely mortified!
I may never be the same after reading this.
What a great thread.
Anonymous
02/10/2016 19:42
Subject: Parents just don't understand
Anonymous wrote:My 80-something year old mother calls her vagina a "pussy." She even calls it a pussy in front of her doctor.
Omg, this is hilarious.
Anonymous
02/10/2016 17:57
Subject: Parents just don't understand
OMG my mom calls a mouth a "puss"
A few years ago she said something about my son having a "messy pussy" (he was a toddler and we had just finished eating) and my teenage cousin looked absolutely mortified!
A few years ago she said something about my son having a "messy pussy" (he was a toddler and we had just finished eating) and my teenage cousin looked absolutely mortified!
Anonymous
02/10/2016 17:42
Subject: Parents just don't understand
Anonymous wrote:
Thank you!
Anonymous
02/10/2016 17:41
Subject: Parents just don't understand
LOL
Anonymous
02/10/2016 16:37
Subject: Parents just don't understand
My 80-something year old mother calls her vagina a "pussy." She even calls it a pussy in front of her doctor.
Anonymous
02/10/2016 16:37
Subject: Parents just don't understand
Anonymous
02/10/2016 16:36
Subject: Parents just don't understand
Clarifying that I don't see political-yelling shows as news, my parents do.
Anonymous
02/10/2016 16:35
Subject: Parents just don't understand
Parents just don't understand...
...that it is not necessarily cold enough to safely store food in the garage, just because it's winter.
...that not all of us watch political-yelling shows 24/7, and see those programs as entertainment, not news.
...that if you refer to a cat as a "pussy" or "pussycat," I'm not mature enough not to giggle.
What else?
...that it is not necessarily cold enough to safely store food in the garage, just because it's winter.
...that not all of us watch political-yelling shows 24/7, and see those programs as entertainment, not news.
...that if you refer to a cat as a "pussy" or "pussycat," I'm not mature enough not to giggle.
What else?