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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I know for a fact that Jen absolutely hates seeing Magnolia Magazines at check outs at the grocery store.

She and her ex so wanted to be the next Chip and Joanna Gaines.

Now they are building a beloved and growing business and enriching a community and she’s us shilling dildos and sex boosting gummies.[/quote]

How do you know this for a fact?[/quote]

I’m not the original poster, and have no idea how anyone outside of Jen’s inner circle would know this. But here’s what I picture:

I’m in Kroger minding my own business. I get in line at checkout and realize I’m standing behind THE Jen Hatmaker. I recognize the bleach blonde hair and bright red skin. Further confirmation is that her basket is full of wine and her t-shirt says “Tyler’s”. Does she own anything else?
I see her glance over at the magazine stand. She stops She stares. I see her eyes alight with the fury of a thousand suns. Her face gets even redder. She screams “MAGNOLIIIAAAAA!” as she rips the entire stand down. Her maniacal cackle follows, as if she just threw a Monopoly board across the room. In shock I glance up and lock eyes with her son Caleb. He flips me off and they both walk away.[/quote]

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