Anonymous
Post 06/10/2024 12:01     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I know for a fact that Jen absolutely hates seeing Magnolia Magazines at check outs at the grocery store.

She and her ex so wanted to be the next Chip and Joanna Gaines.

Now they are building a beloved and growing business and enriching a community and she’s us shilling dildos and sex boosting gummies.


How do you know this for a fact?


I’m not the original poster, and have no idea how anyone outside of Jen’s inner circle would know this. But here’s what I picture:

I’m in Kroger minding my own business. I get in line at checkout and realize I’m standing behind THE Jen Hatmaker. I recognize the bleach blonde hair and bright red skin. Further confirmation is that her basket is full of wine and her t-shirt says “Tyler’s”. Does she own anything else?
I see her glance over at the magazine stand. She stops She stares. I see her eyes alight with the fury of a thousand suns. Her face gets even redder. She screams “MAGNOLIIIAAAAA!” as she rips the entire stand down. Her maniacal cackle follows, as if she just threw a Monopoly board across the room. In shock I glance up and lock eyes with her son Caleb. He flips me off and they both walk away.


On vacation and I spit out my mimosa! So funny.
Anonymous
Post 06/10/2024 11:08     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I know for a fact that Jen absolutely hates seeing Magnolia Magazines at check outs at the grocery store.

She and her ex so wanted to be the next Chip and Joanna Gaines.

Now they are building a beloved and growing business and enriching a community and she’s us shilling dildos and sex boosting gummies.


How do you know this for a fact?


I’m not the original poster, and have no idea how anyone outside of Jen’s inner circle would know this. But here’s what I picture:

I’m in Kroger minding my own business. I get in line at checkout and realize I’m standing behind THE Jen Hatmaker. I recognize the bleach blonde hair and bright red skin. Further confirmation is that her basket is full of wine and her t-shirt says “Tyler’s”. Does she own anything else?
I see her glance over at the magazine stand. She stops She stares. I see her eyes alight with the fury of a thousand suns. Her face gets even redder. She screams “MAGNOLIIIAAAAA!” as she rips the entire stand down. Her maniacal cackle follows, as if she just threw a Monopoly board across the room. In shock I glance up and lock eyes with her son Caleb. He flips me off and they both walk away.
Anonymous
Post 06/10/2024 09:49     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:And he shared some random persons hbd message to him but didn’t share hers. It’s so icky


He is the worst. Such a withholding a-hole.


Agree. She’s very romantically immature in the way she posts about him and yet he’s also very romantically immature in the way he completely ignores it, not because he doesn’t do social media but because he does and therefore he’s intentionally being an ahole. Also, I’m guessing he got her kid that litter robot because he got it for free for doing their endorsement. So I’m not sure he’s the gift giver Jen claims him to be.



Spot on. And let’s be honest, we all know that Jenn is the one find Ing all of these trips. Tables have turned, now she’s the gift giver to herself. It may be Tyler’s idea, but I highly doubt he’s contributing financially where does he even live? If it requires a flight, I’m certain she also pays for all of those as well. I just started following this thread a few days ago, but it appears that this Tyler guy is a user and has no intentions of ever marrying her.
Does he have children of his own?
Anonymous
Post 06/09/2024 21:49     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:I know for a fact that Jen absolutely hates seeing Magnolia Magazines at check outs at the grocery store.

She and her ex so wanted to be the next Chip and Joanna Gaines.

Now they are building a beloved and growing business and enriching a community and she’s us shilling dildos and sex boosting gummies.


How do you know this for a fact?
Anonymous
Post 06/08/2024 18:51     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
In her pride post under #4, Jen shared the truth of her heart:

Gay people should get to be sick of leading the church just like the straights!

Anonymous
Post 06/08/2024 12:06     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I know for a fact that Jen absolutely hates seeing Magnolia Magazines at check outs at the grocery store.

She and her ex so wanted to be the next Chip and Joanna Gaines.

Now they are building a beloved and growing business and enriching a community and she’s us shilling dildos and sex boosting gummies.
Anonymous
Post 06/08/2024 11:59     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I know it’s letter but really do think it’s healthy witnessing such an obvious fraud like Jen get her eventual comeuppance. That’s why I’m grateful for DCUM.

It’s a little corner of the internet that, one, still cares about Jen Hatmaker, and two, has ALL the receipts,

She’s always been a schemer and social climber but the brief window of very modest fame she once enjoyed is long gone and she’s not nearly the force she was.

She’s just another middle aged influencer now. Seeing her frail around and try to keep the wheels on a decaying “empire” feels like capital J Justice.
Anonymous
Post 06/08/2024 07:02     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:And he shared some random persons hbd message to him but didn’t share hers. It’s so icky


He is the worst. Such a withholding a-hole.


Agree. She’s very romantically immature in the way she posts about him and yet he’s also very romantically immature in the way he completely ignores it, not because he doesn’t do social media but because he does and therefore he’s intentionally being an ahole. Also, I’m guessing he got her kid that litter robot because he got it for free for doing their endorsement. So I’m not sure he’s the gift giver Jen claims him to be.
Anonymous
Post 06/07/2024 23:30     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:And he shared some random persons hbd message to him but didn’t share hers. It’s so icky


He is the worst. Such a withholding a-hole.
Anonymous
Post 06/07/2024 07:51     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She took the opportunity to make a HBD post and turned it into the post she wishes Tyler would write about her and how much he loves her and how awesome their relationship is and what a better pseudo dad he is to her kids than Brandon because he buys them expensive things.


Which is ironic because we heard, for years, what an amazing gift giver Brandon is.

If you change the name Tyler to Brandon in that post, you get a post from Big Sis in 2019. He gives amazing gifts! He puts up with me and my crazy friends! We’re so in love!

I don’t believe a word she says.


This is so true. I’ve been following her for years and almost everything she says is either identical to or very similar to how she used to talk about Brando. She does appear to truly love Tyler though. Maybe they are the perfect match.

Speaking of perfect matches, my opinion. I actually think Brando found his perfect match with Tina. They both seem to adore each other, have fun, BOTH in love, have a healthy relationship and make more realistic posts towards each other like the real world. Nothing fake.


Even if I think she can do better.

Anonymous
Post 06/06/2024 13:16     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
And he shared some random persons hbd message to him but didn’t share hers. It’s so icky
Anonymous
Post 06/06/2024 08:54     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:I've noticed this in my own friend group over the years. The husbands and wives who portray their marriages and spouses in over-the-top lovey dovey performative style are the ones who eventually have their marriages implode. The quietly devoted couples who's genuine affection shines through without the over the top love declarations are the ones with staying power.

Me had friends who's husband was just like Jen. Over and over again. The best wife ever. Isn't she cute? Aren't we the cutest! She's the best wife/mom/lover/supporter/protector ever! Blah blah blah.

One day we learn that this very same husband was a serial cheater and drug addict.


I remember reading Jen's Aren't we just the cutest?! posts right before it all ended with her ex. Exactly the same tone and manic energy.
Anonymous
Post 06/06/2024 08:51     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I've noticed this in my own friend group over the years. The husbands and wives who portray their marriages and spouses in over-the-top lovey dovey performative style are the ones who eventually have their marriages implode. The quietly devoted couples who's genuine affection shines through without the over the top love declarations are the ones with staying power.

Me had friends who's husband was just like Jen. Over and over again. The best wife ever. Isn't she cute? Aren't we the cutest! She's the best wife/mom/lover/supporter/protector ever! Blah blah blah.

One day we learn that this very same husband was a serial cheater and drug addict.
Anonymous
Post 06/06/2024 07:45     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Her Happy Birthday post to Tyler has the exact same tone as her videos selling her life-changing Able handbags. She is selling this relationship to us, and wants us to eagerly buy it. It's actually sad in its commodified mania.
Anonymous
Post 06/06/2024 07:37     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:She took the opportunity to make a HBD post and turned it into the post she wishes Tyler would write about her and how much he loves her and how awesome their relationship is and what a better pseudo dad he is to her kids than Brandon because he buys them expensive things.


Which is ironic because we heard, for years, what an amazing gift giver Brandon is.

If you change the name Tyler to Brandon in that post, you get a post from Big Sis in 2019. He gives amazing gifts! He puts up with me and my crazy friends! We’re so in love!

I don’t believe a word she says.