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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My mom has left some classic messages on the answering machine. In grad school my roommates wouldn't let me erase them. [b]In fact we'd have people over, serve wine and play them to everyone's delight. 
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In no particular order: recently we were talking about going camping in california. Mom starts in on how dangerous campgrounds are. "Tons of children get abducted from camp grounds every year." When I told her that I seriously doubted that she said "Oh no. you don't know these things, but I do. It happens all.the.time."

My mother has of course never set foot on a campground.

WHen I was about 33--mom left a rambling 10 minute message left on machine about a friend's daughter's wedding she went to and how the bride was so fat, but amazingly enough she managed "to catch herself" a husband...and then proceeded to tell me that I missed the first round of men and would have to be wait around for the leftovers (divorced, widowed, etc).

when I was pregnant and told that there were some potential genetic issues "you should have an abortion. you can't handle a defective child." (my child is perfect!).

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That sounds kinda weird.[/quote]

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