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[quote=Anonymous]My mom has left some classic messages on the answering machine. In grad school my roommates wouldn't let me erase them. In fact we'd have people over, serve wine and play them to everyone's delight.

In no particular order: recently we were talking about going camping in california. Mom starts in on how dangerous campgrounds are. "Tons of children get abducted from camp grounds every year." When I told her that I seriously doubted that she said "Oh no. you don't know these things, but I do. It happens all.the.time."

My mother has of course never set foot on a campground.

WHen I was about 33--mom left a rambling 10 minute message left on machine about a friend's daughter's wedding she went to and how the bride was so fat, but amazingly enough she managed "to catch herself" a husband...and then proceeded to tell me that I missed the first round of men and would have to be wait around for the leftovers (divorced, widowed, etc).

when I was pregnant and told that there were some potential genetic issues "you should have an abortion. you can't handle a defective child." (my child is perfect!).

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