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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]The contraction for “you are” is “you’re,” not “your.” 
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Well now you know how bad my English is. I’m going to retire and see if anyone else wants to pick this up. My name is Karolina and I publish college themed r rated romance novels under an assumed name. Originally from a different country, I was kicked out at nineteen for a bad fight with my parents. I loved the original of this thread, but I pale in comparison to the original writer. Anyway, happy new year! [/quote]

Karolina.

The barista at the Ashburn Starbucks thinks Karolina is a mail-order bride, because of her accent and the fact she’s 20 pounds skinnier than all the other soccer moms. But no. Karolina actually has a degree in electrical engineering. She wanted to study literature, but she knew a STEM career was the only way out of her one-donkey town.

If she had her way, she would cover her body in tattoos to stick it to her crucifix-wielding mother. But Karolina is a reasonable person so she only has a helix piercing that got infected. It healed with a bump. Will not tuck hair behind her right ear for this reason. Her husband is still wondering how he convinced her to marry him when she could have snapped her fingers and married any of the guys at the star trek convention in brussels.

The barista thinks nobody has noticed, but Karolina knows she changes the dates on the pastries so she can take the “expired” baked goods home. The assistant manager will fire her, when he feels like doing the paperwork.
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