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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Loft 
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You're an over-worked 3rd year associate at a mid-size law firm in DC.  You were passed over for promotion again, despite putting all your waking hours into work.  You ate your feelings, and your sweatpants are the only thing that fit you now (the best part of COVID is WFH).  You bought a Peloton to help you get in shape during quarantine, but now it's a very fancy clothes rack because you're working on multiple cases with trials falling awfully close to one another.  You live in NoMA and can navigate Dave Thomas Circle like a pro!  You also spend a copious amount of time at the OrangeTheory there, even if your shredded gay best friend calls it "Barry's for poor people."  He keeps inviting you to Barry's to meet a guy there he thinks you'd be PERFECT for, but you tell him that you don't have time for men and then drunk-dial him at 3 AM on a Saturday and cry about being single and your career running away from you simultaneously.  You ultimately meet a nerdy, dad-bod guy who gets your love of Star Wars and Harry Potter, and you're very happy together.  He encourages you to leave you job for greener pastures and you're in-house now.[/quote]

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