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[quote=Anonymous]Tyler and Anna.  You are a peach,  a real lady, known for effortlessly gliding across the pool to rescue Audrey and Eleanor's mom when she exited the ladies room with toilet paper hanging from her bathing suit.  No one even noticed!  You managed to stay friends with BOTH spouses in your dear friends nasty divorce, though you sent the wife an anonymous note years ago when you saw her husband in the Chicago airport canoodling with a much tanner woman.  Your husband, well, the neighbors snicker at the secret sports practices he holds with Tyler so he doesn't come across as "that dad", remembering how his own father screamed "DENNIS GOD DAMMIT RUN" at his Little League games and his mother mistakenly thought "healthy snack" meant fruit rollups and was ostracized from Bunco nights as a result.  Anna is 3 years younger than Tyler, and by god you were going to EBF her if it killed you after the nightmare with Tyler and the tongue tie.    Thankfully it went great and Anna is now a cherubic little roly poly 2 year old you have trouble fitting into Carters brand due to her cute little turkey leg thighs.  If you could only muster up the strength to have relations with Denny more than 1x/month you would have another in a hot second.  You are trying to get in the mood more often, but frankly with Jersey Shore over you don't know where you'll get your inspiration from (Vinnie was your boy-so sweet, such a mama's boy!)  You can only hope Tyler calls you every day when he's off to college, or at least let you call him at work unlike Dennise[/quote]

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