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[quote=Anonymous]Reminds me of the Italian restaurant near the bull fighting ring in Spain. A tourist was curious as to why one plate of spaghetti had huge meatballs. The owner said that it was because they were testicles from the bull that lost in the arena that day. Wow, said the tourist, how does one get that dish? The owner said there is a sign-up sheet, how long are you in town for? 2 weeks said the tourist so the owner was able to sign the tourist up for his last night in town. Fast forward 2 weeks and the tourist is back at the restaurant waiting for his special dish. The owner brings out the spaghetti dinner and the meatballs are small. The tourist said, I thought I was going to get the special meal with the bull’s testicles. The owner said you did get the special dish, it contains the testicles of the loser in the ring. It doesn’t happen often but today the bull won.[/quote]
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