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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Soccer-mom to be. Former player, knows her offspring have the genetic makeup to rock this bitch to D1, baby. Idyllic vision starts with baby-sized Sambas and stuffed fuzzy soccer balls, laughing at the "crazy parents" on local sidelines. Turns out to be the biggest offender of most of the stereotypes listed here. Ends up becoming like her mom, and marries 3v3 dad, who grows a mullet and subscribes to all soccer channels on cable. Can't quite give up the game, scrapping weekly at Fairfax Sportsplex in the Women's Elderly division, held together by knee wraps and Ben Gay. Save this list, newbie-to-be. Save the list.[/quote] Ha! Love it! Fellow former competitive player/soccer mom. I stopped playing after College Graduation and never looked back. That b*tch is in for a ride with an intolerance level that high before she is even out of the gate. She ain't seen nothing yet.[/quote]
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