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Reply to "Date with biglaw partner- what's the reality of their life?"
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[quote=Anonymous]Here are the primary items to consider: 1) Are you an animal lover? Big Law partners often have to sacrifice goats, sheep, etc., to the Lord of Darkness for his favor. So, do not get too attached to any of his "pets." 2) If you start a relationship with him, make sure he bills clients for the time he spends sexually harassing clerks, interns, 1st-year associates. 3) Ensure that he always charges clients for expensive dinners, vacations, and tickets to sports events. In other words, make sure that money never leaves his pocket without a plan to have it reimbursed. 4) Never worry about any request you have being too "kinky" for him. He has done whatever you are interested in, and much worse, when he was on the clock.[/quote]
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