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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Did anyone see any of the AU park houses today? I will try to go see the 42nd St house tomorrow just to take a look. [/quote] I'll be there. Want to meet in the attic and make love? I'll be the one wearing a "Richard Dawkins is sexy" t-shirt.[/quote] Sounds good. I've got some very selfish genes and an especially rough and godless view of the world. I also assume you're a chick.[/quote] I am. Let's leave passive aggressive notes on the walls in crayon after the lovemaking.[/quote] It's a date. I'll be there early to hang out and check things out from various angles: they say AU Park real estate is super hot. You bring the crayolas, I'm good with whichever box works for you.[/quote] Dear lover, I was there. I waited in the attic shower feeling the soft imported marble with my hands, but alas you never showed. The other open house attendees were however very perturbed. [/quote] Perhaps it was not fated to be? I was there, in the unfinished space under the eaves. I was there early, agents are always impressed by my package and put me to the head of the queue. I was coated in unguents so as to squeeze my not insubstantial girth through the small door in the child's bedroom. I had a bale of hay with me which I spread out in anticipation of our session. It would have to be too rude to leave marks on your knees! You might never again have been able to carry off the sunglasses on top of head/tennis skirt ensemble to go with your large, dark SUV. Next time, my dear. Next time, my dear.[/quote]
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