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[quote=Anonymous]I am an admissions officer in the close - we o my accept perfect children from perfect families. Period. Preferably children whose parents were both virgins when they got married (directly out of HYP), have family money so that they can pay full tuition and work at a low paying/ high prestige job, and whose children are “magical” or exhibit extreme Innocent childhood joy at least 80% of the time. We have a zero tolerance policy for non-joyful children. Hard line. Our acceptance rate hovers somewhere between zero and one percent. If no perfect children apply, we generate members of the class from the special pod of “perfection” larva we have growing in the basement of the cathedral. Frankly, virtually none of you will ever be good enough for admission to our school. We don’t need any of you lesser mortals to sully our pool of genetically superior product. [/quote]
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