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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=RantingSoccerDad][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous] soccer is a sport that most Americans haven't figured out yet... with other sports there isn't as much guesswork[/quote]What are you talking about, Soccer is the most figured out sport ever. Tell them parents anything and they will pay thousands.[/quote] LOL. {in thick accent} I played for the ______ Academy in my homeland of _________. I then played pro for _______. I suffered an injury which cut short my career...but, lucky for you, I moved to America and am here to provide your child with world class training. -- Signed {99% of elite coaches in America}[/quote] I once got a press release on behalf of a coach who had visa trouble. Can't blame the guy for wanting to stay here, but the subject line “How do we save U.S. Soccer?" was a bit much. Other excerpts: "With uber-talented coaches like (name and country redacted), struggling to get an O-1 Visa, but time is running out.” The press release goes on to posit this coach as “that tiny bright light we need” who would be “bringing European soccer techniques to young US soccer players.” Because, as we all know, absolutely no other soccer coach in the USA is from Europe or has studied European coaching.[/quote] That's pretty good! [/quote] accurate[/quote]
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