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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]First off you must offer said employee M&Ms when they return the office after they secretly met with your boss, but told you they had a dental appointment.

Once they accept the M&Ms, then you know what your boss told you is true.  They are after your job.

Next you pretend that you just got fired, and that the employee has been promoted to your position.

Your employee will act sad momentarily, then immediately begin to move into your office.

Once employee has moved in and has had approximately 30 minutes of thinking they are the boss, then you reveal your position.  Ask them to give you one good reason not to fire them right then and there.

They will beg at your feet for forgiveness.  Employee will offer to do your laundry for a year as punishment.

When it appears that you are on the verge of firing your employee, insists that they "[b]hug it out, bitch.[/b]" Employee will quickly return to being your loyal right-hand man, but you will still be resentful, then it is time to force the employee to stand atop a box in the middle of the office, wearing a sign that says "LIAR".[/quote]

This is the only answer[/quote]

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