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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Matthew was too sweet and clean cut from the get-go, and you always felt a little unease. He always opened doors, ordered the perfect wine, and dressed impeccably, with perfectly coiffed hair and shoes that were made for his outfit.

You broke it off, because it was all too much, but years later, saw him in a weird kink porn video that you were watching with your new parntner jut for laughs. You were a little surprised, but kept it all under wraps.

Kyle. [/quote]

Despite worrying initially that he would turn out to be a serial killer, Kyle turned out to be a lot of fun and was nice to you. Too bad that his friends were an annoying pack, and that they pulled him away.

Tiffany.
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Tiffany got great grades but you'd never know it by talking to her. You didn't care that she wasn't a great conversationalist because she could suck a golf ball thru a hose and her boobs were so big, she hadn't seen her feet in years. After a year together, you finally took a class together. You had a scheduled meeting with your professor at 2. You showed up 15 mins early like you had always been taught. When the door finally opened at 2:20, 20 minutes late, out walked Tiffany beaming and she gave you a wink and blew you a kiss. You walked in to find a deshevled, sweaty professor that was struggling to compose himself. Mystery solve. Facebook status changed.

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