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Anonymous wrote:Ryan was a small town boy who made good and arrived at your fancy east coast school to play football. He was sweet and funny with his thick neck and massive quads and you fell for him right away. But his addiction to porn made it hard to have a relationship with a real female, and you eventually stopped returning his calls and started dating a skinny musicology major.

Drew.

Drew was a cool, lead singer and guitar player in high school and college bands. Got too into drugs and alcohol, has been in and out of rehab and last you heard, was back in. Was hot and fun while it lasted though!

Forgot to add a name: Joe

Joe had an unfortunate problem with PE that ruined all his relationships.

Lynette.

Lynette grew up homeschooled in a religious cult and had a lot of hangups. She was mostly using you to rebel and you broke up when she called you a child of Satan.


Michelle.

Michelle never met a man she didn't like. Slept with your brother and all your friends when you guys were dating and some guy she met at the Justin Timberlake concert you surprised her with for her birthday.

Nicole

Nicole is the one who got away. Should have followed her to Japan. According to my ex no one could compare to her.

Brendan.

Drummer you dated because you thought he looked like Jakob Dylan. He had a drinking problem and made out with your best friend at your 21 st birthday party.

Steve

Steve was a good one, but I was too dumb to realize at the time.

Josh

Josh was a druggie. You dated him during nap your rebellious phase. It was all fun and games until you caught him stealing from you.

Michael.

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Anonymous wrote:Ryan was a small town boy who made good and arrived at your fancy east coast school to play football. He was sweet and funny with his thick neck and massive quads and you fell for him right away. But his addiction to porn made it hard to have a relationship with a real female, and you eventually stopped returning his calls and started dating a skinny musicology major.

Drew.

Drew was a cool, lead singer and guitar player in high school and college bands. Got too into drugs and alcohol, has been in and out of rehab and last you heard, was back in. Was hot and fun while it lasted though!

Forgot to add a name: Joe

Joe had an unfortunate problem with PE that ruined all his relationships.

Lynette.

Lynette grew up homeschooled in a religious cult and had a lot of hangups. She was mostly using you to rebel and you broke up when she called you a child of Satan.


Michelle.

Michelle never met a man she didn't like. Slept with your brother and all your friends when you guys were dating and some guy she met at the Justin Timberlake concert you surprised her with for her birthday.

Nicole

Nicole is the one who got away. Should have followed her to Japan. According to my ex no one could compare to her.

Brendan.

Drummer you dated because you thought he looked like Jakob Dylan. He had a drinking problem and made out with your best friend at your 21 st birthday party.

Steve

Steve was a good one, but I was too dumb to realize at the time.

Josh

Anonymous wrote:Jeremy was charming initially. He kept the weekend calendar full with planned activities like beer tastings and concerts. But then his penchant for drinking too much became boring as did his vacuous friends. In the end, things were much more about his ego than about you.

Kristen, a classic pulled-together woman from the X-enial bridge generation, let you woo her. Her ambition was appealing, and she was pretty if not gorgeous. You could overlook her controlling tendencies because she was just so great at everything and you could see her being a good wife and mother some day. In the end she saw too many flaws in you (in almost everyone, really) so she left for nonexistent greener pastures.

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Anonymous wrote:Matthew was too sweet and clean cut from the get-go, and you always felt a little unease. He always opened doors, ordered the perfect wine, and dressed impeccably, with perfectly coiffed hair and shoes that were made for his outfit.

You broke it off, because it was all too much, but years later, saw him in a weird kink porn video that you were watching with your new parntner jut for laughs. You were a little surprised, but kept it all under wraps.

Kyle.

Had a weird obsession with N Sync specifically Lance Bass right down to the haircut. You dated for 3 years until he came out sophomore year of college

Bethany

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Anonymous wrote:Matthew was too sweet and clean cut from the get-go, and you always felt a little unease. He always opened doors, ordered the perfect wine, and dressed impeccably, with perfectly coiffed hair and shoes that were made for his outfit.

You broke it off, because it was all too much, but years later, saw him in a weird kink porn video that you were watching with your new parntner jut for laughs. You were a little surprised, but kept it all under wraps.

Kyle.

Despite worrying initially that he would turn out to be a serial killer, Kyle turned out to be a lot of fun and was nice to you. Too bad that his friends were an annoying pack, and that they pulled him away.

Tiffany.

Anonymous wrote:Matthew was too sweet and clean cut from the get-go, and you always felt a little unease. He always opened doors, ordered the perfect wine, and dressed impeccably, with perfectly coiffed hair and shoes that were made for his outfit.

You broke it off, because it was all too much, but years later, saw him in a weird kink porn video that you were watching with your new parntner jut for laughs. You were a little surprised, but kept it all under wraps.

Kyle.

Anonymous wrote:Matthew was too sweet and clean cut from the get-go, and you always felt a little unease. He always opened doors, ordered the perfect wine, and dressed impeccably, with perfectly coiffed hair and shoes that were made for his outfit.

You broke it off, because it was all too much, but years later, saw him in a weird kink porn video that you were watching with your new parntner jut for laughs. You were a little surprised, but kept it all under wraps.

Kyle.

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Anonymous wrote:Jeremy was charming initially. He kept the weekend calendar full with planned activities like beer tastings and concerts. But then his penchant for drinking too much became boring as did his vacuous friends. In the end, things were much more about his ego than about you.

Kristen, a classic pulled-together woman from the X-enial bridge generation, let you woo her. Her ambition was appealing, and she was pretty if not gorgeous. You could overlook her controlling tendencies because she was just so great at everything and you could see her being a good wife and mother some day. In the end she saw too many flaws in you (in almost everyone, really) so she left for nonexistent greener pastures.

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Anonymous wrote:Jeremy was charming initially. He kept the weekend calendar full with planned activities like beer tastings and concerts. But then his penchant for drinking too much became boring as did his vacuous friends. In the end, things were much more about his ego than about you.

Kristen, a classic pulled-together woman from the X-enial bridge generation, let you woo her. Her ambition was appealing, and she was pretty if not gorgeous. You could overlook her controlling tendencies because she was just so great at everything and you could see her being a good wife and mother some day. In the end she saw too many flaws in you (in almost everyone, really) so she left for nonexistent greener pastures.