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[quote=Anonymous]This is tame compared to the others, but I'm never sure what to say when my MIL starts going on and on about how brilliant DH is. Which often does, because he's clearly her favorite. He's a genius, can do everything, knows basically everything ever. It was so hard to pick a major because he's SO smart about SO many things.

Sure, lady, that must be why he was fired from a well-paying job with great benefits. Did you know I had to go back to work full-time so we could have health insurance? And after 15 years of being a SAHM, I went out and within a month found a job in the field I left that pays more than that contract work Einstein found after a year of barely trying. Oh, and he doesn't know shit about being a husband, handling finances, or maintaining a house. (of course, I'd never tell you how terrible he is in bed, if I  could even remember the last time we had "sex.")

Since you are rapidly heading towards senility, I won't burst your bubble. But trust me, you didn't do him or his family any favors by making him believe he is the smartest, most perfect person in the room.

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