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[quote=Anonymous]I’ve run out of edibles. I don’t feel like going to the dispensary, so I’m going to text my old dealer and see if he can hook me up with some gummies. I have plenty of flower and a vape pen or two, but DH asked me not to smoke anything until this passes, being a respiratory illness and all.

My diet has basically been chocolate and alcohol plus a healthy lunch. It’s like slim fast, but different.

I still haven’t watched tiger king. I feel like I’m so late to this party, I need to wait for the next wave. I’m not sure if that’ll be in the fall when there’s a resurgence or if I have to wait 20 years.

I can’t make pancakes. I can sous vide the s—t out of eggs or steak, I can bake whatever the heck kind of cake you want. But pancakes? Nope. They’re like a paradox when I make them- crispy yet mushy, burnt and undercooked, wafer thin in parts and double stacked in the middle. Guess what everyone wants to eat now that we’re home bound indefinitely. That’s right. Pancakes.

I’m clean though. I could live in a bubble bath with a glass of wine. Not sure why everyone raves about showers.

Oh, and because a PP mentioned it, masturbation has become my main physical activity since my gym closed. [/quote]

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