I am really pissed at multiple friends for blowing off social distancing while I sit at home doing the right thing. If I hear one more person tell me about the Easter plans with all the relatives, or how they had dinner with so-and-so and really I should have joined them, I am going to scream.

I’ve run out of edibles. I don’t feel like going to the dispensary, so I’m going to text my old dealer and see if he can hook me up with some gummies. I have plenty of flower and a vape pen or two, but DH asked me not to smoke anything until this passes, being a respiratory illness and all.

My diet has basically been chocolate and alcohol plus a healthy lunch. It’s like slim fast, but different.

I still haven’t watched tiger king. I feel like I’m so late to this party, I need to wait for the next wave. I’m not sure if that’ll be in the fall when there’s a resurgence or if I have to wait 20 years.

I can’t make pancakes. I can sous vide the s—t out of eggs or steak, I can bake whatever the heck kind of cake you want. But pancakes? Nope. They’re like a paradox when I make them- crispy yet mushy, burnt and undercooked, wafer thin in parts and double stacked in the middle. Guess what everyone wants to eat now that we’re home bound indefinitely. That’s right. Pancakes.

I’m clean though. I could live in a bubble bath with a glass of wine. Not sure why everyone raves about showers.

Oh, and because a PP mentioned it, masturbation has become my main physical activity since my gym closed.

Anonymous wrote:I'm drinking a little more than i planned, and i'm only shaving my legs once a week, on Fridays. I'm not sure why I picked Friday.

I also pretty much stopped wearing underwear, and it's glorious. I'm going to have a hard time going back.

A) why go back? Is someone going to check?

B) if you don’t shave, no one’s gonna check.

C) not sure why you’d shave once a week. The stubbly days are the worst. After you get over that hump, you’re home free. Grow wild.

Anonymous wrote:I go days without showering. My colleagues don’t know how lucky they are that there’s no smell button in addition to the camera and mic. I’m also in my underwear but professionally dressed on top during those video conferences. I’m usually in bed until it’s time for a video meeting so I just throw something on the top.

I also haven’t worn real clothes since moving to work from home status nearly a month ago. The few times I go out it’s leggings and whatever T I can find to throw on.

+1, me exactly!

I have a lot of time in hand. Instead of or excise or de-cluttering the house, I binge eat, and binge watch shows.

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Anonymous wrote:I've been drinking every night. And I'm normally a önly once in a while when I'm going out" kind of drinker. I have also gotten high quite a bit. Cannot handle work and essentially homeschooling elementary-aged kids with the ridiculousness MCPS has rolled out.

Same. Also, my husband and.college age daughter went to a remote area in another state to wait out the virus, and life is so much more peaceful now! His untreated anxiety was at an all-time high and my.daughter is a huge drama queen who goes through life with a chip on her shoulder. I don't miss them and am loving life with my other kids without all the negative energy.

I am intrigued, how did your daughter turn out so different from the other kids??

Just lucky, I guess. :/ And bad genes, including one parent with the Asperger's/ADHD/Anxiety trifecta.

I am sorry
I have one child and he is quite different from me in personality. It’s been a struggle to accept him for who he is.

Anonymous wrote:I go days without showering. My colleagues don’t know how lucky they are that there’s no smell button in addition to the camera and mic. I’m also in my underwear but professionally dressed on top during those video conferences. I’m usually in bed until it’s time for a video meeting so I just throw something on the top.

I also haven’t worn real clothes since moving to work from home status nearly a month ago. The few times I go out it’s leggings and whatever T I can find to throw on.

Same! I’m justifying it by saying my hair needs a break, not that I really need to justify anything.

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Anonymous wrote:I've been drinking every night. And I'm normally a önly once in a while when I'm going out" kind of drinker. I have also gotten high quite a bit. Cannot handle work and essentially homeschooling elementary-aged kids with the ridiculousness MCPS has rolled out.

Same. Also, my husband and.college age daughter went to a remote area in another state to wait out the virus, and life is so much more peaceful now! His untreated anxiety was at an all-time high and my.daughter is a huge drama queen who goes through life with a chip on her shoulder. I don't miss them and am loving life with my other kids without all the negative energy.

I am intrigued, how did your daughter turn out so different from the other kids??

Just lucky, I guess. :/ And bad genes, including one parent with the Asperger's/ADHD/Anxiety trifecta.

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Anonymous wrote:I've been drinking every night. And I'm normally a önly once in a while when I'm going out" kind of drinker. I have also gotten high quite a bit. Cannot handle work and essentially homeschooling elementary-aged kids with the ridiculousness MCPS has rolled out.

Same. Also, my husband and.college age daughter went to a remote area in another state to wait out the virus, and life is so much more peaceful now! His untreated anxiety was at an all-time high and my.daughter is a huge drama queen who goes through life with a chip on her shoulder. I don't miss them and am loving life with my other kids without all the negative energy.

I am intrigued, how did your daughter turn out so different from the other kids??

Anonymous wrote:I've been drinking every night. And I'm normally a önly once in a while when I'm going out" kind of drinker. I have also gotten high quite a bit. Cannot handle work and essentially homeschooling elementary-aged kids with the ridiculousness MCPS has rolled out.

Same. Also, my husband and.college age daughter went to a remote area in another state to wait out the virus, and life is so much more peaceful now! His untreated anxiety was at an all-time high and my.daughter is a huge drama queen who goes through life with a chip on her shoulder. I don't miss them and am loving life with my other kids without all the negative energy.

I go days without showering. My colleagues don’t know how lucky they are that there’s no smell button in addition to the camera and mic. I’m also in my underwear but professionally dressed on top during those video conferences. I’m usually in bed until it’s time for a video meeting so I just throw something on the top.

I also haven’t worn real clothes since moving to work from home status nearly a month ago. The few times I go out it’s leggings and whatever T I can find to throw on.

Anonymous wrote:I received chain mail from a guy I super “admire,” asking me to send uplifting wisdom—to get us through these trying times—to 20 people in my contacts or something, and I sent a note to the organizer declining to do so. I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

I’ve declined the opportunity to send recipes and poems. Problem 1 is I don’t know 20 people. Problem 2 is I just don’t....

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Anonymous wrote:I am not concerned about education equity at this point and feel the school system did the best they could to provide devices and point parents to how to get low cost and free internet and at this point it needs the schools just need to teach and if some kids get left behind than it's on their parents. School will be there in the Fall and the kids can repeat. It won't cost the parents more.

We still do not have the distance-learning packets from FFX county, nor any real time distance leading elementary lessons - after 3 weeks.

But my kids recognized one of their teachers in front of their school when we rode by yesterday: he was passing out free lunch.

I pay taxes to the school to educate by kids, not to run a soup kitchen for the 5% farms. Teachers are supposed to teach.

I pay taxes to educate your kid and have teachers hand out lunches to FARMs children. I also pay to educate my children privately. They have no packets but intelligent ostentatious who can manage Grade 4 and 6 work.

Why can’t the admin people at schools do this to free up teachers?

I think teachers should be furloughed and receiving unemployment...unless they are actively engaged in remote instruction.

I agree. Not sure what it is they are doing but it certainly isn't teaching

I ate my husband’s ice cream. It was me okay. I snuck it at 11pm last night and ate it in the garage.

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Anonymous wrote:I really miss my AP

Me too. My fugly short hubby keeps trying to fck me and I kept running away from him and hiding upstairs. He pays my bills though.

Serious question, how do you even end up marrying someone that you probably never found attractive?? Was it always and only about money? Couldn’t you find someone rich and more attractive?

PP, she is ugly too. Just found someone who does not care.