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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This is what we got. My kid is u10. Should we do it?

Dear Sir,

I am Chief Nze Akpamgbo Special Adviser to the GDA of US Soccer special revenue department on behalf of whose wife I write you this message. Since the assumption of power by the present GDA, the entire ENCL and CCL of late General Sanni Abacha has known no peace at all.  The present board has set out plans to liquidate the estate of the late Leagues and associated clubs The GDA has confiscated all known property of these late leagues(which we mean players). They have equally frozen all the club’s bank account here in Nigeria and abroad.

The first surviving son of late General Abacha, Muhammed Abacha is presently standing trial on a framed charges of poaching players and running u9 summer camps teaching heading. All these victimization and many more has left the surviving clubs of general Abacha and his wife in a very desperate situation in the battle for survival.  In view of this experience and in order to avoid being put into worse jeopardy, Madam Mariam Abacha has decided to entrust her leagues money under the care of an obscure Like I stated above the leagues and associated clubs’ bank accounts of late General Sanni Abacha has been frozen and the money and property seized by the GDA.  Madam Abacha acting on tip-off withdrew as much money as she could before the freezing of her account and kept it in cash, very well disguised to avoid being detected by the security agencies of the GDA. She placed the money in a soccer travel backpack. If you take the ball out, you can really get a lot of stuff in there.

The money will be put under your custody under conditions to be agreed upon by Madam and yourself. Madam would be very pleased to discuss directly with you upon your acceptance to assist her.  The first batch of US$45,000,000.00 will be handed over to you as soon as this agreement is concluded. However, you should undertake to make the money available to her on demand as a primary condition to the commencement of the transaction.

Oh and your kid was so impressive we have created a new team just for kids like her...let’s call it GDA magenta subteam 5b. Please accept within 5 minutes of receipt of this email.

Please do treat this matter as very urgent and highly confidential. All your correspondent should be through the above E.mail address. I look forward to your prompt reply.

Yours faithfully,

Chief Nze Akpamgbo[/quote]

That was great.  Funny.  We have not heard from WS, but this post entertaining enough to make my day.[/quote]

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