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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My nanny's been beating my toddler and kicking my dog. She screams that they are "stupid stupid stupid". But my toddlers and dog probably deserve it. Do you think I should get a nanny cam? [/quote] Does she say "stupid, stupid, stupid" in English? If not, maybe you are just misreading the situation. If so, fire her. I'd be happy to hire her.[/quote] Since it seems you both are looking for a new nanny, let me introduce myself. I am a white American Born Nanny with a PhD in child development. I have no social life of my own, and while I am in my 30s, I am single, and have no interest in dating. I lost my sex drive, in a freak accident, and as I result, I will never try and seduce your husband. I encourage the use of nanny cams, I have nothing to hide, and besides, I look good on camera. Please call me at (202) 555-1212. Keep in mind that I charge $37 an hour, and will do nothing other than child duties, not child related duties like picking up their toys, or cleaning up after feeding them. I look forward to hearing from you soon, and expect a bidding war. So exciting!!!![/quote] And by the way, you should know that any nanny charging less than me is ONLY in it for the money.[/quote]
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