Anonymous
Post 07/03/2008 18:20     Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
I really, really, really want to talk about donuts. At length. Great, great length.
Anonymous
Post 07/03/2008 18:15     Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:See, you guys are doing it WRONG! Wrong, wrong, wrong!

I ONLY feed my kids processed foods, we have McDonals for Breakfast, Pizza Hut for Lunch and packaged dinners as night. My theory is that they will soon be rebellious against me and beg me for salad. Remember, these little suckers do nothing but to think about how they can control you and manipulate you all day.

Does anyone know of a good and sturdy stroller for a healthy 60 lbs 2 year old? Ohhhh, how I love my chunky monkey!


Are you from Rockville?
Anonymous
Post 07/03/2008 15:28     Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
See, you guys are doing it WRONG! Wrong, wrong, wrong!

I ONLY feed my kids processed foods, we have McDonals for Breakfast, Pizza Hut for Lunch and packaged dinners as night. My theory is that they will soon be rebellious against me and beg me for salad. Remember, these little suckers do nothing but to think about how they can control you and manipulate you all day.

Does anyone know of a good and sturdy stroller for a healthy 60 lbs 2 year old? Ohhhh, how I love my chunky monkey!
Anonymous
Post 07/03/2008 13:28     Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:I've always made all of my own baby food so my kids don't get any antibiotics from those horrible cattle farms or pesticides on their vegetables. Now my nanny took my DS to some place called Chuckey Cheese or something like that, and he says he loves it. I've never been there; I think it's somewhere outside the beltway in Rockville or Pennsylvania or something. Has anyone been there? Is it organic?


How interesting. We're a "raw food" family and suddenly very mysteriously my toddlers are talking about Chucky Cheese too! I told my nanny that my children are not allowed to eat any sort of processed, commerical COOKED food.

Do you think it's POSSIBLE that my nanny is serving my kids COOKED food while I'm not there???


Anonymous
Post 07/03/2008 10:47     Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
I've always made all of my own baby food so my kids don't get any antibiotics from those horrible cattle farms or pesticides on their vegetables. Now my nanny took my DS to some place called Chuckey Cheese or something like that, and he says he loves it. I've never been there; I think it's somewhere outside the beltway in Rockville or Pennsylvania or something. Has anyone been there? Is it organic?
Anonymous
Post 07/03/2008 09:28     Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:I only feed my family raw milk. Anyone who drinks that crappy organic valley milk from whole foods is asking for cancer. I wouldn't serve that to my kids. My dd drinks raw milk straight out of the cow's nipple. Anything short of that is processed, industrialized garbage. But don't ask me where I get my raw milk. I'd sooner divulge my sexual history before I give up that info. So, nah nah nah to you all.


well MY child is too deserving of best quality fare to be subjected to donuts from dunkin donuts or krispy kreme. or god forbid, the grocery store!!!! where *I* grew up, no one ever BOUGHT their donuts with all that overprocessed chemical enhanced preservative laden nastiness. we only ate donuts hand made by our moms with flour made from wheat in our own backyards and sugar created at home from our sugar canes. to do it any other way is a travesty.
Anonymous
Post 07/03/2008 09:11     Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
I only feed my family raw milk. Anyone who drinks that crappy organic valley milk from whole foods is asking for cancer. I wouldn't serve that to my kids. My dd drinks raw milk straight out of the cow's nipple. Anything short of that is processed, industrialized garbage. But don't ask me where I get my raw milk. I'd sooner divulge my sexual history before I give up that info. So, nah nah nah to you all.
Anonymous
Post 07/02/2008 21:16     Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
After an explosion of, uhh, activity, this thread is peetering out and is now totally flacid. Can someone please, uhh, provide a nibble or two to get this thread once again excited, playful, and, uhh, throbbing with activity?

Dr. Drew
Anonymous
Post 07/02/2008 12:51     Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote: I lost my sex drive, in a freak accident, and as I result, I will never try and seduce your husband.


This is a real problem for me. How can I have an accident and lose my sex drive too?
Anonymous
Post 07/02/2008 11:47     Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My nanny's been beating my toddler and kicking my dog. She screams that they are "stupid stupid stupid". But my toddlers and dog probably deserve it.

Do you think I should get a nanny cam?




Does she say "stupid, stupid, stupid" in English? If not, maybe you are just misreading the situation. If so, fire her. I'd be happy to hire her.


Since it seems you both are looking for a new nanny, let me introduce myself. I am a white American Born Nanny with a PhD in child development. I have no social life of my own, and while I am in my 30s, I am single, and have no interest in dating. I lost my sex drive, in a freak accident, and as I result, I will never try and seduce your husband. I encourage the use of nanny cams, I have nothing to hide, and besides, I look good on camera.

Please call me at (202) 555-1212. Keep in mind that I charge $37 an hour, and will do nothing other than child duties, not child related duties like picking up their toys, or cleaning up after feeding them. I look forward to hearing from you soon, and expect a bidding war. So exciting!!!!


And by the way, you should know that any nanny charging less than me is ONLY in it for the money.
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2008 20:00     Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
I want to nibble on my neighbor's wank. Do you think my DH will mind?
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2008 19:16     Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
My DH returned from a business trip to Florida last week and wearing Orange Crocs. He did not have them beforehand. He also asked if I wanted a glass of red wine. I fear he may be a swinger and trying to give me signals...what should I do?
Anonymous
Post 07/01/2008 18:27     Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Help - I'm a mom of an EBF 4-mo old and her antics while bf (gazing lovingly in my eyes, grasping my hand, petting my hair) are so irritating that I think she's telling me she's ready to wean. I had planned to bf a full year, and my pediatrician, lactation consultant, nanny, mother-in-law, next-door neighbor, and Oprah all say "breast is best" but I just have a gut feeling about this. I mean, I was formula-fed and turned out ok (well, overweight with PCOS and infertility problems, but I'm sure that's totally unrelated.)

Also, how much will formula cut into my retirement savings? DH and I make $250k a year and have only 2 million saved up, so I'm gonna have to look for ways to cut back...

Anonymous
Post 06/30/2008 19:37     Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
"This is a man who posted this. No self-respecting woman would call other women girls!"

Gosh, I suppose I've been outed. I don't respect myself at all.

Anonymous
Post 06/30/2008 19:07     Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
I just ordered my three year old his first Wii. I am wondering if I should limit his playing time, to say six hours a day. The way I look at it, when playing Wii, you don't sit down, and it may count as exercise. I just need to drink my daily fifth of Vodka in peace.