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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Well isn't that something

* said in response to my MIL telling us on great detail her 2 mile commute to work, including every stop sign, light, length of the light, area landmarks [b](spoiler alert: it was the post office)[/b] and the 2 places she parked depending on the weather (she does not tolerate leaves falling on her car)[/quote]

Dammit! Way to ruin Thanksgiving for me.[/quote]

Tell me more about exactly where she parks. She avoids leaves, but what about excessive sun? Snow?[/quote]

PP here, it's fascinating isn't it?
So she parks on the street far enough away from the stop sign to avoid getting a ticket, yet not too close to a maple tree if it's still shedding its leaves. If she gets hung up at the light on West and Elm,  Susan from accounting parks there (can you believe she got a new Malibu? Her old one was only 3 years old, I bet it's a lease.) Otherwise she parks on the other side of Elm but the building has 3 steps at that entrance and she likes to avoid those (remember when Phyllis broke her ankle going up those steps? She sued but they said her weight was a contributing factor so she didn't get as much as she hoped **note, no one except her knows who Phyllis is). She got a sun shield for her car but heard that thieves target cars with those so she uses it to get more sun on her tomato plants now. Oh and she eats a banana every morning and cuts it into 3 equal pieces, 1 2 3 (demonstrating with her hands like she's conducting an orchestra)
That's about all I can remember from that painful painful conversation.[/quote]

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