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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I wish they would go extinct. Which is apparently what they want, too, since they are so spectacularly bad at reproducing.

They are too incompetent and lazy to have sex, so tell me why we should be wasting scientific funding on getting a big fat loser raccoon species to bump uglies? And when it inevitably doesn't happen, why are we spending [i]more[/i] research money to artificially knock these craptacular dopes up? It's not like we can ever release them back into the wild, because they'll just promptly go extinct due to their middle-school-nerd level prowess with the opposite sex. So it's not like we're doing anything other than preserving an expensive, shitty, perpetually-owned-by-China zoo freeloader. I'd rather spend that money and resources on one of the hundreds of animal species that go extinct every day that would actually attempt NOT to go extinct, if given the chance.

P.S. I'm a bleeding-heart liberal and I love animals. I just F*CKING HATE PANDAS. [/quote]

I agree, they're nothing but [b]welfare bears[/b].  They aren't that cute, [b]too lazy to hunt[/b] (unless you consider bamboo prey) and I heard they smell like a combination of menthol cigarettes and potato salad. [/quote]

Yes. This. All this. A thousand times this. [/quote]

That's what happens when you're raised in a communist country.

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