Anonymous
05/14/2013 21:02
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I wish they would go extinct. Which is apparently what they want, too, since they are so spectacularly bad at reproducing.
They are too incompetent and lazy to have sex, so tell me why we should be wasting scientific funding on getting a big fat loser raccoon species to bump uglies? And when it inevitably doesn't happen, why are we spending more research money to artificially knock these craptacular dopes up? It's not like we can ever release them back into the wild, because they'll just promptly go extinct due to their middle-school-nerd level prowess with the opposite sex. So it's not like we're doing anything other than preserving an expensive, shitty, perpetually-owned-by-China zoo freeloader. I'd rather spend that money and resources on one of the hundreds of animal species that go extinct every day that would actually attempt NOT to go extinct, if given the chance.
P.S. I'm a bleeding-heart liberal and I love animals. I just F*CKING HATE PANDAS.
I agree, they're nothing but welfare bears. They aren't that cute, too lazy to hunt (unless you consider bamboo prey) and I heard they smell like a combination of menthol cigarettes and potato salad.
Yes. This. All this. A thousand times this.
That's what happens when you're raised in a communist country.
Anonymous
05/14/2013 20:57
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I hate cats.
A good house cat can be a valuable thing to have around. We are mouse and cave cricket free year round.
A good outdoor cat is also quite valuable. They'll take down more creepy, loud, dirty birds that way.
Anonymous
05/14/2013 20:57
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Immature people
Anonymous
05/14/2013 20:54
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I wish they would go extinct. Which is apparently what they want, too, since they are so spectacularly bad at reproducing.
They are too incompetent and lazy to have sex, so tell me why we should be wasting scientific funding on getting a big fat loser raccoon species to bump uglies? And when it inevitably doesn't happen, why are we spending more research money to artificially knock these craptacular dopes up? It's not like we can ever release them back into the wild, because they'll just promptly go extinct due to their middle-school-nerd level prowess with the opposite sex. So it's not like we're doing anything other than preserving an expensive, shitty, perpetually-owned-by-China zoo freeloader. I'd rather spend that money and resources on one of the hundreds of animal species that go extinct every day that would actually attempt NOT to go extinct, if given the chance.
P.S. I'm a bleeding-heart liberal and I love animals. I just F*CKING HATE PANDAS.
I agree, they're nothing but welfare bears. They aren't that cute, too lazy to hunt (unless you consider bamboo prey) and I heard they smell like a combination of menthol cigarettes and potato salad.
Yes. This. All this. A thousand times this.
Anonymous
05/14/2013 20:51
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
This one's for you, Panda Hater:
http://www.fupenguin.com/2008/11/panda-accomplices-fully-liable.html
http://www.fupenguin.com/2008/11/panda-accomplices-fully-liable.html
Anonymous
05/14/2013 20:49
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
You beat me to it
. Love FU penguin.
Anonymous
05/14/2013 20:44
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I wish they would go extinct. Which is apparently what they want, too, since they are so spectacularly bad at reproducing.
They are too incompetent and lazy to have sex, so tell me why we should be wasting scientific funding on getting a big fat loser raccoon species to bump uglies? And when it inevitably doesn't happen, why are we spending more research money to artificially knock these craptacular dopes up? It's not like we can ever release them back into the wild, because they'll just promptly go extinct due to their middle-school-nerd level prowess with the opposite sex. So it's not like we're doing anything other than preserving an expensive, shitty, perpetually-owned-by-China zoo freeloader. I'd rather spend that money and resources on one of the hundreds of animal species that go extinct every day that would actually attempt NOT to go extinct, if given the chance.
P.S. I'm a bleeding-heart liberal and I love animals. I just F*CKING HATE PANDAS.
+1
+2. OP makes some really good points, here, people. Haven't you ever had to shove through 100 people in 100 degree weather only to end up seeing a blob of stupid sleeping panda in a cushy air conditioned room in the National Zoo?
Anonymous
05/14/2013 20:44
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
I wish pandas ate birds. I fucking hate birds. So creepy, so loud, so dirty, and so creepy.
Anonymous
05/14/2013 20:40
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
It is true that they get a lot of attention. Actually that most animals get so much attention.
Anonymous
09/17/2012 23:37
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
OP , please ignor the trolls. I love your post, regardless if I agree with you or not.
Anonymous
09/17/2012 23:35
Subject: Re:I f*cking hate pandas
This thread reminded me of Sexual Harassment Panda, from 'South Park'. This episode must be ten years old, or so..
Anonymous
09/17/2012 23:31
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I hate cats.
A good house cat can be a valuable thing to have around. We are mouse and cave cricket free year round.
My dogs take care of those stupid cave crickets too.
Anonymous
09/17/2012 23:19
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:I hate how the white fur around their butts is always brown.
hahahaha thats hilarious
Anonymous
09/17/2012 21:48
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous
09/17/2012 21:46
Subject: I f*cking hate pandas
Anonymous wrote:I hate cats.
A good house cat can be a valuable thing to have around. We are mouse and cave cricket free year round.