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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Those upside down squeeze bottles for condiments are a scam designed to benefit Big Mayo. 1. First, it's so easy to use that you start putting mayo on everything, but then--- 2. [b]it's impossible to get the last bit of mayo out of the squeeze bottle, whereas a good knife or a skinny iced tea spoon can get you the last bit of mayo in the jar.[/b] so people end up having to buy condiments more frequently. Profits go up, Big Mayo laughs. it's genius!! And now even the dish detergent guys have gotten in on the game. Next up will be squeeze bottle yogurt--oh wait, that already exists, it's called gogurt...[/quote] Babe, the squeeze bottle tops can be removed.[/quote]
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