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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Rather than stop the looting, Bowser sent this email to business owners. I own a storefront. I don’t want plywood for windows AFTER they are broken. I want law enforcement so they aren’t broken in the first place! :

Dear District Business Owners,

If your business experienced any damage over the last several days and you need plywood or help boarding up your storefront, we are here to help. To request assistance from DCRA, please email dcra.abatement@dc.gov.

In your email, please include the name of your business, its location, a brief description of the damage and what you need help with, along with contact information. Our abatement teams will work with you to secure your property, or help connect you with a licensed contractor for more complex repair work.

Damaged businesses are also encouraged to reach out to their local Business Improvement District (BID), a list of which are provided here:[/quote]

Dear District Business Owners,

If your business experienced any damage over the last several days due to my abject dereliction of duty in ensuring public safety and the protection of private property, and you need plywood or help boarding up your storefront, we are here to help with another layer of bureaucracy! To request assistance from DCRA, please email dcra.abatement@dc.gov. E-Mails are typically answered within 3 to 5 weeks.

Sincerely,
Muriel E. Bowser
“Mayor”
District of Columbia
[/quote]

TOTALLY!! I wish I knew you in real life. I’m the one with the storefront about to be looted. Thank you for the laugh. If you don’t laugh, you cry. [/quote]

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