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[quote=Anonymous]Athol Kay wrote about the amusing but all-too-true concept of the "Lingerie Vault."

[quote]Back in the day I had a problem with my darling wife. When ever I’d go buy some sort of lingerie item as a gift for her, she would always semi-grimace at it as she opened it up. Then later there would be some sort of modeling of the lingerie where she would looking uncomfortable but compliant and just wanting the ordeal over. It’s the same face I’ve seen patients make when you give them an enema. Um.. not hawt sweetheart, my bad. After that there would be sex, and then after that lingerie would be removed and stashed into a special drawer I came to think of as The Lingerie Vault.

[b]Things go into The Lingerie Vault. Nothing comes out. It’s the Bermuda Triangle of silk.[/b]

So basically any lingerie purchase was a one time event. Suffice to say, I learned to stop buying her the stuff. Oh I’d try once every other year or so, but get that same self conscious face and indifferent response and another piece of silk slipped into The Lingerie Vault forever.[/quote]

http://marriedmansexlife.com/2010/07/how-to-get-your-wife-to-wear-lingerie/

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