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[quote=Anonymous]I say Nay to you, good sir. I implore to you. Your losses in love are nothing - mere trifles - compared to what you have in store. Nay, pray you hold onto your beliefs and be left alone rather than compromise. I pray you hold fast or you will be driven mad.

You will bequeath this seemingly small kindness. But OH LORD you will suffer so. You will come home, during the joyful holiday season, racked with resentment - anger - RAGE EVEN! You will see this thing - this tree for god's sake! in your living room. And it will twinkle at you - slowly --- deliberately and taunt you. Yes! Taunt you! It will glimmer with its gaudy babbles and cheap trinkets and lights...those never ending all seeing and all knowing lights! You were dragged to Home Depot for those boxes of blinking monstrosities.

And it will eat at you. How dare she? SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT RELIGIOUS!! You will seethe. Quietly at first. You will look at the tree and back at her and you will start to feel it. That damn tree. You will smell it. You will feel it on your skin.

So you will retreat. At first it will be for moments - which slowly unfold to hours and days to the garage. You will not stand it. That insidious tree. You will taste the bile at the back of your throat and the nauseousness soon to come.

She will try to talk to you -- pleading, begging - "Dude you gotta get a grip - you're weirding me out." But NO! You will not. Because you know that the tree is the reason behind all your suffering. So you will retreat more.

She will pack her things. Hurriedly - looking at you with sadness, confusion - fear? You care not. You will have to get away from that tree. So you will retreat more.

The house will be quiet. Just you and the tree. You will only venture to the bathroom and the occasional kitchen need. But you will stay in your garage for seemingly hours? days? years...you will be waiting. Because you will hear it. That tree. It is growing, you will say. You will hear it reaching for you and you will know...the glow will get ever brighter under the garage door.

Nay, my lord. I pray that you hold steadfast in your beliefs and bid her farewell. You know what will happen if you do not. God speed![/quote]

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