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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Humor, humor, humor - works for everything! Works especially well with kids.

Kid#1: "What's that on your head?" 
DD: "Oh shark attack."
Kid #1: "No really?"
DD "Yeah shark attack - my father is a pirate"
Kid #1: "No he's not. Seriously?"
DD: "Yes seriously."
Kid #2: "Your dad works at NIH!"
DD:" He's a weekend pirate"

Kid #1:"Why is your hair like that"
DD: "Had a run in with a sloth."
Kid #1: "Sloth?"
DD: "Yeah, they are slow but surprising irritable if you run into them."
Kid #1: "nuh - uh"
DD: "For real. Have you seen the claws on them? Google it"

Stick to the story.  She can change it periodically just to mess with them. [b]Once it seems she doesn't care, neither will they[/b]. [/quote]

I had a conversation today with a colleague who was teased horribly for a stutter when she was a child.  She said that as soon as her attackers realized they couldn't upset her, they left her alone.  There was no fun in it for them and they had no reason to feel satisfied so they left her alone.

I like the nonsense stories.  They are a great way to deflect without antagonizing![/quote]

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