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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Maura[/quote]

Maura  (Irish name that means star of The Sea).

You come for a large Irish American family where a minimum of three children is the norm, unless you are gay and the. 1-2 is acceptable.

Unfortunately, you were unable to have children during child bearing years due to chronic health issues. Maura was your much Wished-for child. You have scraped and saved to send her to the best possible schools, provide extra tutoring and dance lessons.

Sadly, Maura is turning out to be entitled, rebellious and bitter that you are older parents of modest means. Your extended family has little patience for her rude teen behavior but critique your parenting at every turn. Your mother say Ms she just needs a good snack behind  the ears and to get off her bl$$dy phone.

You are developing migraine head aches trying to cope with Maura’s angry outbursts and reluctance to help around the home. Your husband loses himself in Washington Football Team and Nationals games, and is still upset that Maura is not a Michael.

Maura needs a hug and broom.[/quote]

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