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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Zachary
Gabriel
Jocelyn[/quote]

You are of Catholic French origin (Brittany area) and you married a Mexican Jewish man whose grandparents escaped the Holocaust in Poland by immigrating to Central America. You converted to Judaism in order to raise your children Jewish. Jocelyn (cheerful)  is named for your French Grandmother while Gabriel (hero of God) and Zachary (God remembers) are named for deceased relatives of your husband’s family who tragically perished in the horrors of the Auschwitz concentration camp in Germany between 1939 and 1945. Your children attend Hebrew school in MoCo but you do not want them to have splashy bar and bat mitzvahs. You are considering sending them to Rochambeau French School in Bethesda in order to maintain the French language and culture you have carefully cultivated in them, but they would prefer to stay with their friends in public school. The only private school they will consider is GDS because there are a lot of Jewish kids there and it has a chill vibe. You are put off GDS by the snobby GDS boosters on DCUM who are obsessed with being considered in the top three DMV area schools.[/quote]

Ha! You got the first 4 words right though!!! 
My husband is from MN with German heritage. 
I don’t know one Jewish person. [/quote]

I wasted all that imagination on a xenophobic gentile?

You are a Christian - your original leader was Jewish.

How is it possible to not know one Jewish person in 2021? You must not live in DMV/ DC area …[/quote]

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