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[quote=Anonymous]Ok, one more moment of fun:

An atheist was hiking out in the beautiful mountains, admiring all the beautiful accidents of chance and chaos around him--the trees, the streams, the birds taking flight.  Suddenly, his reverie is broken when an angry bear came charging out of the woods!

He tried to run, heart pounding, fear blinding him, but he could not escape!  The bear was on top of him, lifting a huge paw!

"OH MY GOD!" the poor man cried.

Suddenly, everything froze.  The water stopped flowing the birds stopped in midair, and the bear stopped in its swipe.  The skies opened up, and a voice came out of the sky:

"You have denied my existence all these years, but now you believe in me?"

"No, I don't," the man said.  "But perhaps You could make the bear a believer?"

"Very well," said the voice.

Everything came back into motion, but the bear stopped his assault.  He kneeled, bowed his head, brought both paws together, and said,

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive."[/quote]

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