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[quote=Anonymous]Time to lighten things up a bit. A group of Darwinian scientists decided enough was enough. It was time to tell God He was not needed anymore. So they announced loudly, "We know now that science has the answers for many things humans once considered miraculous. We can clone plants, animals, and people and so you can just get lost." God listened patiently and said, "Very well, I can respect that. How about this? Let's have a man-making contest." The scientists got happy and excited. God added, "This will be like the good old days, when I made Adam out of dust." The scientists went to grab some dust of their own, but God said, "No no no! Go make your own dust!"[/quote]
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