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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]What do you all think of the theory that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's child?

I am interested in this one because

The timeline was vague
Tom has no other bio child
Katie is old fashioned enough to have rushed into a marriage to fix the appearance of being knocked up and unmarried while in the limelight
Suri looks like Chris Klein

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Also Tom would have welcomed it. It was well known he was literally auditioning young actresses to be his wife. He and Katie matched up because they were each solutions to the other's problems. Katie gets to have a dad for her kid, who is also a big star, may help her career. Tom gets a young pretty wife, which he needs to bolster his heterosexual credibility, BONUS: baby already on the way.  [/quote]

Also explains why they had to rush the relationship to the point that it was so awkward. Katie may be a strong woman now, but I think she was like a regular girl with issues surrounding being a "good girl" leading her to make this choice. You might wonder why, but meanwhile, look at all the speculation about the single-mom celebrities on this thread. She was raised in a conservative, Catholic family. Lots of guilt and pressure.

Also: in his wife hunt, he wasn't likely to get anyone as good as Katie. She was just a teen drama star, but she had a good reputation. Who would take an aging, closeted, 2x divorced, Scientology weirdo? A prostitute maybe. So he was lucky to get Katie, who was just young and naive.

I hope Katie writes a memoir when she gets older. She's lucky she got out.[/quote]

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