Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do you all think of the theory that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's child?

I am interested in this one because

The timeline was vague
Tom has no other bio child
Katie is old fashioned enough to have rushed into a marriage to fix the appearance of being knocked up and unmarried while in the limelight
Suri looks like Chris Klein

Also Tom would have welcomed it. It was well known he was literally auditioning young actresses to be his wife. He and Katie matched up because they were each solutions to the other's problems. Katie gets to have a dad for her kid, who is also a big star, may help her career. Tom gets a young pretty wife, which he needs to bolster his heterosexual credibility, BONUS: baby already on the way.

I have read and heard some wild theories on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise but I can't think of a single reason she wouldn't have just married Chris Klein if she was pregnant with his child. Or just had the child. She was 28 years old! And the kid looks exactly like Katie and Tom.

People seem to forget or let Tom Cruise's crazy cloud the fact that Tom Cruise has consistently been a huge movie star since the late '80's and that anyone that has met him will talk about his charisma and intensity. I don't think it's strange that a young, pretty B-lister would fall for him and then get in over her heard. He is STILL Hollywood gold despite everything that has happened.

Maybe Chris dumped her and she was too proud to beg. If she was 28, she was a young 28 and was not as self actualized as actresses like January Jones or Mindy Kaling who are rare in hollywood to have made the single-mom choice even at much older ages. Plus we are gossiping about them anyway. Katie recovers by marrying a big star within a year of her broken engagement.

Sure Tom is a big star. But celebrity women do not want him, for all the reasons. He could get set up with a no-name, beautiful, fellow Scientologist, but he hasn't done that. Maybe now that he's 60 he can give up pressure to be a leading man in a relationship with an ingenue.

I was paying close attention when Palin was lying about being pregnant and Trig being her kid, it's a bunch of crap and she lies about pretty much everything.

One day one of her kids will need money bad enough and the truth will be told to the Daily Mail.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do you all think of the theory that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's child?

I am interested in this one because

The timeline was vague
Tom has no other bio child
Katie is old fashioned enough to have rushed into a marriage to fix the appearance of being knocked up and unmarried while in the limelight
Suri looks like Chris Klein

Also Tom would have welcomed it. It was well known he was literally auditioning young actresses to be his wife. He and Katie matched up because they were each solutions to the other's problems. Katie gets to have a dad for her kid, who is also a big star, may help her career. Tom gets a young pretty wife, which he needs to bolster his heterosexual credibility, BONUS: baby already on the way.

I have read and heard some wild theories on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise but I can't think of a single reason she wouldn't have just married Chris Klein if she was pregnant with his child. Or just had the child. She was 28 years old! And the kid looks exactly like Katie and Tom.

People seem to forget or let Tom Cruise's crazy cloud the fact that Tom Cruise has consistently been a huge movie star since the late '80's and that anyone that has met him will talk about his charisma and intensity. I don't think it's strange that a young, pretty B-lister would fall for him and then get in over her heard. He is STILL Hollywood gold despite everything that has happened.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can’t believe this hasn’t been figured out, but Sarah Palin’s implausible pregnancy with Trig (the son with Down’s Syndrome)? I don’t believe for a second that she was pregnant with not gave birth to that baby.

Add Palin to my pregnancy fakers list: Halle Berry, Kelly Preston (post-Jett), Beyoncé and Megan Markle.

I hadn't heard the rumor about MM! Which baby? I recall her looking fuller in the face and body post-Archie.

Really? Archie. There was an insane multi-page thread about that on DCUM.

Deuxmoi says Emmy Rossum faked, too.

Why would she need to fake it? She’s well-known but not a stratospheric A-lister.

I don’t know, but they pointed out her belly pics look very strange/fake at their angles.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can’t believe this hasn’t been figured out, but Sarah Palin’s implausible pregnancy with Trig (the son with Down’s Syndrome)? I don’t believe for a second that she was pregnant with not gave birth to that baby.

Add Palin to my pregnancy fakers list: Halle Berry, Kelly Preston (post-Jett), Beyoncé and Megan Markle.

I hadn't heard the rumor about MM! Which baby? I recall her looking fuller in the face and body post-Archie.

Really? Archie. There was an insane multi-page thread about that on DCUM.

Deuxmoi says Emmy Rossum faked, too.

Why would she need to fake it? She’s well-known but not a stratospheric A-lister.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do you all think of the theory that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's child?

I am interested in this one because

The timeline was vague
Tom has no other bio child
Katie is old fashioned enough to have rushed into a marriage to fix the appearance of being knocked up and unmarried while in the limelight
Suri looks like Chris Klein

Also Tom would have welcomed it. It was well known he was literally auditioning young actresses to be his wife. He and Katie matched up because they were each solutions to the other's problems. Katie gets to have a dad for her kid, who is also a big star, may help her career. Tom gets a young pretty wife, which he needs to bolster his heterosexual credibility, BONUS: baby already on the way.

Also explains why they had to rush the relationship to the point that it was so awkward. Katie may be a strong woman now, but I think she was like a regular girl with issues surrounding being a "good girl" leading her to make this choice. You might wonder why, but meanwhile, look at all the speculation about the single-mom celebrities on this thread. She was raised in a conservative, Catholic family. Lots of guilt and pressure.

Also: in his wife hunt, he wasn't likely to get anyone as good as Katie. She was just a teen drama star, but she had a good reputation. Who would take an aging, closeted, 2x divorced, Scientology weirdo? A prostitute maybe. So he was lucky to get Katie, who was just young and naive.

I hope Katie writes a memoir when she gets older. She's lucky she got out.

The Lewinski scandal. I found the psychology of everyone involved fascinating.

Anonymous wrote:What do you all think of the theory that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's child?

I am interested in this one because

The timeline was vague
Tom has no other bio child
Katie is old fashioned enough to have rushed into a marriage to fix the appearance of being knocked up and unmarried while in the limelight
Suri looks like Chris Klein

Also Tom would have welcomed it. It was well known he was literally auditioning young actresses to be his wife. He and Katie matched up because they were each solutions to the other's problems. Katie gets to have a dad for her kid, who is also a big star, may help her career. Tom gets a young pretty wife, which he needs to bolster his heterosexual credibility, BONUS: baby already on the way.

Anonymous wrote:On that topic, what happened between Jada rolling her eyes and Will coming up on stage? What did she say to him? Is it on film?

I legit think she said, “Do something.”

….and he did.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How come they seriously can’t figure out who killed Biggie and Tupac?

Right? You'd think there would be footage of this somewhere, or people talking. And who killed Jon Benet? Or kidnapped Madeleine McCann?

I think nearly everyone who has looked closely at the case agrees: it was the brother. And the parents covered it up.

I just don't see it. Burke wasn't their golden child like JonBenet. Why protect your 2nd choice kid?

Because they'd already lost one kid. Not protecting Burke wouldn't bring Jonbenet back, and they would likely lose their other kid.

I'm not saying that I'd do the same thing they did, but I can understand wanting to keep your only remaining child out of the juvenile system for what may have been an accident. Maybe he would've gotten some kind of lenient sentence, but they didn't know that in the moment. I hope they got him whatever help he needed over the years.

No, they wouldn't. He was a child, and it was an accident.

Feel free to read the rest of what I wrote. They could've "lost" him to the juvenile justice system, and who knows what would have happened to him there. They were rich and could've had great legal representation, I'm sure, but they weren't lawyers and probably had little to no experience with criminal justice. And even if a lawyer got him off the hook, he'd been forever known as the kid who killed his sister.

In a crisis moment, with their daughter laying their dead, and the risk that their son could be taken away? They made a snap decision to shield their son from the consequences. I'm not at all saying it was right. But I do feel pretty confident that that's how it happened.

I read it, but o disagree.

No way they put a garrote on their precious daughter to cover for their B-squad son.

Anonymous wrote:What do you all think of the theory that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's child?

I am interested in this one because

The timeline was vague
Tom has no other bio child
Katie is old fashioned enough to have rushed into a marriage to fix the appearance of being knocked up and unmarried while in the limelight
Suri looks like Chris Klein

I can get on board with this one. Especially the bolded, he has unique eyes, as does Suri. People thought Suri looked part Asian when she was born, but CK also kind of has that look and Tom Cruise and Katie do not.

Anonymous wrote:What do you all think of the theory that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's child?

I am interested in this one because

The timeline was vague
Tom has no other bio child
Katie is old fashioned enough to have rushed into a marriage to fix the appearance of being knocked up and unmarried while in the limelight
Suri looks like Chris Klein

Suri looks nothing like Chris Klein. At all. I think Suri is Tom Cruise’s child, but I wouldn’t necessarily think the pregnancy resulted from sex.

What do you all think of the theory that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's child?

I am interested in this one because

The timeline was vague
Tom has no other bio child
Katie is old fashioned enough to have rushed into a marriage to fix the appearance of being knocked up and unmarried while in the limelight
Suri looks like Chris Klein

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think John killed Jonbenet and was going to use dropping the “ransom” as a cover for getting the body out of the house, but Patsy (who was not in on it) screwed up the plan by ignoring the note’s instructions not to call the police.

I don’t think Burke did it for the sole reason that no parent would garrote their beloved child.

But isn't your theory that John garroted Jonbenet?

Yes, as the killer. Not as a cover-up.

I mean not to cover up an “accidental” death at the hand of her brother. Prevailing theory seems to be that Burke whacked her over the head in a fit of rage but wasn’t actually trying to kill the kid.

On that topic, what happened between Jada rolling her eyes and Will coming up on stage? What did she say to him? Is it on film?