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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.[/quote]

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.[/quote]Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers. [/quote]

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs? [/quote]
Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age. [/quote]

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine. [/quote]

That song is why I give the best blowjobs today. Inspiring.[/quote]

"Wood" by TS lacks nuance, and the "key to my thighs" lyric is cheesy along with referring to her fiance's pe-is as "hardwood" "magic wand" or "redwood" or whatever she said. Just ew. Not sexy at all.

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The redwood line (and maybe entire song) is a callback to a viral tweet (2020ish) making fun of Taylor. Basically saying how Ariana can write sexy songs but when Taylor tries it’s like “he stuck his long wood into my redwood forest and let his sap ferment my roots.” She’s in on the joke. [/quote]

Except it wasn’t a joke. The tweet said that Taylor can’t write sexy songs and that’s true. This song is crap and shouldn’t have been written. It’s not sexy, funny, or even listenable. [/quote]

Give Taylor a break. She’s never had sex so how could she write a sexy song? If all you can do is imagine, you’ll come up with pathetic shit like “magic wand.”[/quote]

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