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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I hate when a small group (3-4) people occupies a whole pool with their football. Happens a lot in the resorts. One group played ball near a swim-up bar and got a woman in the head. Ugh.[/quote]

And we should care about sunburnt, alcoholic drunken fools, drinking themselves silly; perched precariously atop concrete stumps,  camped out in the middle of some godforsaken, resort pool.  You do know there is nothing classy or sacred about a pool bar. It’s a pool bar for heck’s sake. The domain of sunburnt, day drinking, rowdy drunks.

The same fools who can spend an entire day in one spot, drinking themselves stupid; prodigiously pissing themselves every half hour on the hour, mixed in with for good measure the bro chick whose bad one too many Coors lights, blowing quac and chips laced chunks of vomit all over their seat mates/best buddies for the day. Rinse, repeat, rinse repeat.

Those fools probably look forward to getting bonked in the head, gives their drunk butts something interesting to talk about. Case in point this probably happened years ago and you are still taking about it and everyone thinks it a really dumb non story, story, but yet here you are talking about that one time, 15 years ago, at the OC Holiday Inn my girl Jenny got honked in the head, with a nerf ball at the pool and she got a concussion and you know this because an hour later she blew quac chunks all over the pool deck, blacked out and woke up the next day with strange guy bed and banging head ache, yeah, yeah must have been the nerf ball overthrown thrown by the pimply faced kids engaged in horseplay too near the fancy pants pool bar. [/quote]

This is just foul.  Why are we talking about guac çhunks?[/quote]

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