Anonymous
Post 07/02/2024 14:56     Subject: Throwing Balls Across Pools
Mr Confinscated got his trash behavior called out today and has to dredge up a zombie thread from fmthe botom of the pool to whine about being forced to live in civilized society.
Anonymous
Post 07/02/2024 14:43     Subject: Re:Throwing Balls Across Pools
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is a normal activity at our pool club. However, when it gets too crowded, the manager will announce on the loudspeaker no more ball throwing. But that’s when it’s really crowded only.
lol our pool yells at us for throwing the ball when the pool is empty when there is absolutely no chance of someone getting hit like they just say play super close or im confinscating your ball or like your just tossing it around with your buddy and he drops it or gets past him the lifeguards get pissed too my advice be careful and when its super crowded just underhand toss but if its empty you should be able to do whatever unless you go to my pool

drama happens when the ball skips and karen gets a little splash of water and then it turns into lifeguards and manager threatning to kick you out
Anonymous
Post 07/02/2024 14:40     Subject: Throwing Balls Across Pools
Lady I think it’s time for leisure world
Anonymous
Post 07/02/2024 14:37     Subject: Re:Throwing Balls Across Pools
Anonymous wrote:This is a normal activity at our pool club. However, when it gets too crowded, the manager will announce on the loudspeaker no more ball throwing. But that’s when it’s really crowded only.
lol our pool yells at us for throwing the ball when the pool is empty when there is absolutely no chance of someone getting hit like they just say play super close or im confinscating your ball or like your just tossing it around with your buddy and he drops it or gets past him the lifeguards get pissed too my advice be careful and when its super crowded just underhand toss but if its empty you should be able to do whatever unless you go to my pool
Anonymous
Post 07/02/2024 14:32     Subject: Throwing Balls Across Pools
I loathe ball-throwing in the pool, but my son wants to do it, so I do it. But I insist we do it away from people and only when there's room.
Anonymous
Post 07/02/2024 14:31     Subject: Re:Throwing Balls Across Pools
Anonymous wrote:This is a normal activity at our pool club. However, when it gets too crowded, the manager will announce on the loudspeaker no more ball throwing. But that’s when it’s really crowded only.
our pool does too even when the pool is practically empty the employees are like "play very close together or the ball is confinscated" or if you miss the ball and it skips past you they will get pissed at you its kinda bs
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 08:40     Subject: Throwing Balls Across Pools
The only dad at my pool are forced their by their wives to help care for their preschool/early elementary children. Once the kids can swim it’s usually a singular mom or dad in street clothes on a phone “supervising” 5 or 6 unrelated children.

There are literally no dads in the pool, except maybe bent over in the baby pool.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 08:31     Subject: Throwing Balls Across Pools
So happy this thread is still going. My addition.

At our neighborhood pool we have a pool hoop with 2 basketballs. This is one of the few fun activities for older kids. A young couple with an infant used the ball for nonsense play for 30 minutes. Ridiculous. Tried shooting them dirty looks, but I don't think they got it.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 08:30     Subject: Throwing Balls Across Pools
They make pool baseball gloves now. Coming to a pool near you.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 08:27     Subject: Re:Throwing Balls Across Pools
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I hate when a small group (3-4) people occupies a whole pool with their football. Happens a lot in the resorts. One group played ball near a swim-up bar and got a woman in the head. Ugh.


And we should care about sunburnt, alcoholic drunken fools, drinking themselves silly; perched precariously atop concrete stumps, camped out in the middle of some godforsaken, resort pool. You do know there is nothing classy or sacred about a pool bar. It’s a pool bar for heck’s sake. The domain of sunburnt, day drinking, rowdy drunks.

The same fools who can spend an entire day in one spot, drinking themselves stupid; prodigiously pissing themselves every half hour on the hour, mixed in with for good measure the bro chick whose bad one too many Coors lights, blowing quac and chips laced chunks of vomit all over their seat mates/best buddies for the day. Rinse, repeat, rinse repeat.

Those fools probably look forward to getting bonked in the head, gives their drunk butts something interesting to talk about. Case in point this probably happened years ago and you are still taking about it and everyone thinks it a really dumb non story, story, but yet here you are talking about that one time, 15 years ago, at the OC Holiday Inn my girl Jenny got honked in the head, with a nerf ball at the pool and she got a concussion and you know this because an hour later she blew quac chunks all over the pool deck, blacked out and woke up the next day with strange guy bed and banging head ache, yeah, yeah must have been the nerf ball overthrown thrown by the pimply faced kids engaged in horseplay too near the fancy pants pool bar.


This is just foul. Why are we talking about guac çhunks?
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 08:26     Subject: Throwing Balls Across Pools
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is what bro dads do. Not that I'm complaining. They are usually hot and ripped


And they do it without any kids in sight. I don't care how hot and ripped are people if they are intentionally space hogging.


You’re all lying. Unless you’re on vacation there are no hot ripped dads at your pool.


Inaccurate. I'm a daily user of the pool for this reason. And I always throw the ball back.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 05:45     Subject: Re:Throwing Balls Across Pools
How to trigger DCUM 'rents:

Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 05:08     Subject: Re:Throwing Balls Across Pools
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I hate when a small group (3-4) people occupies a whole pool with their football. Happens a lot in the resorts. One group played ball near a swim-up bar and got a woman in the head. Ugh.


And we should care about sunburnt, alcoholic drunken fools, drinking themselves silly; perched precariously atop concrete stumps, camped out in the middle of some godforsaken, resort pool. You do know there is nothing classy or sacred about a pool bar. It’s a pool bar for heck’s sake. The domain of sunburnt, day drinking, rowdy drunks.

The same fools who can spend an entire day in one spot, drinking themselves stupid; prodigiously pissing themselves every half hour on the hour, mixed in with for good measure the bro chick whose bad one too many Coors lights, blowing quac and chips laced chunks of vomit all over their seat mates/best buddies for the day. Rinse, repeat, rinse repeat.

Those fools probably look forward to getting bonked in the head, gives their drunk butts something interesting to talk about. Case in point this probably happened years ago and you are still taking about it and everyone thinks it a really dumb non story, story, but yet here you are talking about that one time, 15 years ago, at the OC Holiday Inn my girl Jenny got honked in the head, with a nerf ball at the pool and she got a concussion and you know this because an hour later she blew quac chunks all over the pool deck, blacked out and woke up the next day with strange guy bed and banging head ache, yeah, yeah must have been the nerf ball overthrown thrown by the pimply faced kids engaged in horseplay too near the fancy pants pool bar.


Lol. I won’t pretend they played football at the Kennedy Center’s rooftop fountain, still think it’s wrong. The story is from this winter at T&C, but I think you are hilarious and should write more.

Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 04:32     Subject: Throwing Balls Across Pools
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is what bro dads do. Not that I'm complaining. They are usually hot and ripped


And they do it without any kids in sight. I don't care how hot and ripped are people if they are intentionally space hogging.


You’re all lying. Unless you’re on vacation there are no hot ripped dads at your pool.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2022 04:16     Subject: Re:Throwing Balls Across Pools
Anonymous wrote:I hate when a small group (3-4) people occupies a whole pool with their football. Happens a lot in the resorts. One group played ball near a swim-up bar and got a woman in the head. Ugh.


And we should care about sunburnt, alcoholic drunken fools, drinking themselves silly; perched precariously atop concrete stumps, camped out in the middle of some godforsaken, resort pool. You do know there is nothing classy or sacred about a pool bar. It’s a pool bar for heck’s sake. The domain of sunburnt, day drinking, rowdy drunks.

The same fools who can spend an entire day in one spot, drinking themselves stupid; prodigiously pissing themselves every half hour on the hour, mixed in with for good measure the bro chick whose bad one too many Coors lights, blowing quac and chips laced chunks of vomit all over their seat mates/best buddies for the day. Rinse, repeat, rinse repeat.

Those fools probably look forward to getting bonked in the head, gives their drunk butts something interesting to talk about. Case in point this probably happened years ago and you are still taking about it and everyone thinks it a really dumb non story, story, but yet here you are talking about that one time, 15 years ago, at the OC Holiday Inn my girl Jenny got honked in the head, with a nerf ball at the pool and she got a concussion and you know this because an hour later she blew quac chunks all over the pool deck, blacked out and woke up the next day with strange guy bed and banging head ache, yeah, yeah must have been the nerf ball overthrown thrown by the pimply faced kids engaged in horseplay too near the fancy pants pool bar.