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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Andrei[/quote]

Ah, sweet Andrei.  The child you never thought you would have, for a variety of reasons.

First and foremost, after globe trotting and assisting with research projects with National Science Foundation, there just was no time to establish a relationship, much less even think about a child.  Time marched on and before you knew it, you unpacked your bags and found yourself stateside with a wall-sized world map as your only decoration in an otherwise dingy office.  Primary colored push pins proudly dotted each city and country visited.   Instant conversation piece and way better than a candy jar for getting to know your colleagues.

That map now hangs in your home office - a sweet reminder of how you two met -comparing and contrasting travel experiences!  How did you not meet before when your paths had crossed so often in the past decade?  Then, it all happened so fast!  You two!  Did you even date for two months before getting engaged?  You were married within six months of meeting and discussing what each push pin represented.

Andrei's adopted from Russia!  Together, you joyfully returned (where haven't you been in the world, Andrei's Mom?) to Russia where you finally got to meet two-year old Andrei.  Now, it's a slower paced but contented life in Arlington.  Mom, you are in demand and freelancing in development work.  You really should start an LLC or consider hiring some employees.  Andrei has your husband's first name as his middle and it's an unexpected, yet apt name for your son because he looks like DH's family: Robert.  Andrei Robert[/quote]Aw, sweet story. I love this one![/quote]

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