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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Jack & Erica (twins)[/quote]

You've won't admit it, but the inspiration for your children's names comes from your addiction to soap operas. You've secretly always wanted to be Erica Kane, the saucy siren of All My Children with her killer figure and man eating ways.  You particularly relished the plotline when Jack Montgomery entered the fray, so thus, Jack and Erica seemed like a great name combo.  Plus, the names didn't rhyme or sound too cutesy poo together.   It's not like you could name the babies Carrie and Mr. Big either.

Right now, you are exhausted.  Even before the twins were born, you had to be put on bedrest and now they are out, they are nonstop work.  You've given up trying to dress them in separate girl and boy outfits, it's easier laundrywise just to buy unisex clothes and just put a bow on Erica.  This time will pass and soon you will be in a book club and both you and DH will have a weekly bowling night (grandma will gladly watch her grand babies).  DH is saving up for a Harley Davidson.  When he gets his bike in two years time, he'll start wearing a leather jacket the sight of which will revv your engines.  You will then decide to go platinum blonde.  Unexpected baby number 3 will be conceived.[/quote]

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