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[quote=Anonymous]Ravnsborg was tooling along at high speeds, reading FoxNews.com(!) on his Android, and hit a guy who was walking along the side of the road and carrying a flashlight that was turned on. (It was still on the next morning when police examined his body.)

The guy's face smashed through the windshield of the car (his glasses ending up *inside* Ravnsborg's car), his body, for a time, [i]travelling on the hood of the car[/i] before falling to the side of the road, landing less than two feet from the shoulder.  Where aw-shucks Jason [i]just couldn't see him[/i] or his glowing flashlight.

Ravnsborg then stopped, about 150 feet down the road, and , after 1-2 minutes, called 9-1-1 laying down a aw-shucks "Why I think I just [i]hit a deer.[/i].. but I can't be too sure..." line with the operator (cue: Plausible deniability!)

Upon the 9-1-1 call, a local sheriff (the area is remote) was dispatched from his home, and upon being informed by Ravnsborg that he (Ravnsborg) was the Attorney General of the state, lent him his personal car to drive home, with the agreement that Ravnsborg would return it the next day.  And, tah-dah!, that's when the dead guy got "discovered."

Ravnsborg didn't "mean" to kill the guy, but you don't get a ribbon for that, and the guy died because of Ravnsborg's negligence, who has has done nothing but lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and keep on lying.  And it may work.  Welcome to MAGA-land!

Republicans -- they're[i] all about[/i] ethics, and morals and integrity and "doing the right thing."
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