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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My last year of grad school I was pulling all-nighters regularly and was not the finest housekeeper. The rental agent told me she was going to bring a couple over to see the apartment and I forgot about it. When they got there I was working in the living room. They looked around and didn't say anything of note before leaving. I went into my bedroom and saw my giant dildo on the bed. It's still embarrassing to think about it; everybody knows a pocket rocket is the way to go. I must have seemed so clueless. Inour salad days we all want a hunk of anatomically correct purple silicone. [/quote] Ha! Amen sister. Who doesn't remeber their first giant, horrific looking monster. When I got my pocket rocket, I don't think I left my house for 3 days. [/quote]
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